christmas day bbq.
i is happy.=D
not related to anything...
HOMOPHOBES.
meaning? a person who has a fear of homosexuals.
enjoy your new 'word of the week'. =]
ta.
(insert 'merry christmas')
especially since im not even in the country.
i've finished shopping for you guys, so you'll all get a lil' something when i get back. sorry, they're all the same, and it's all edible schtuff.
except for one or two girls.
=D i wonder who the 'chosen' ones will be.
nyah. kidding.
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christmas is almost over. =(
but its just the symbolism of what it means that's the important bit.
i mean, Jesus wasnt REALLY born on the 25th. i dont think there was even the month of August then. so as long as we know and are thankful for the meaning of christmas, technically we should be getting christmas everyday. yes??
no. i guess cos then we'll lose the anticipation leading up to it. ah well.
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me, im looking forward to the boxing day sales. the shops open at 5. yes, 5. am. AM. malaysian time, its 2am, when most of you guys will still be up partying.
insanity.
=D
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
in the public library
sorry guys.
but hey, i'll make it up to you. photos!! =] (well, two only, but hey, better than none)
(my sister's clay creation that she dropped. it had corrective surgery and now looks something like my cousin.kidding.)
(taken on the way to my grandparent's place from the airport.oi loiyk vis photo, except my stupid hand is in the way.)
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oh yeah, you see that small dot under my lip? guess what it is. =D
yes, dudes and dudettes...
*drum roll*
I PIERCED MY BOTTOM LIP!!!
i know there are people who dont believe me, but i'll post some more photos soon with a better view. lol, view.
wahoo.
daniel, eat your heart out.
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yeah,i realised the post thingy ws on 'edit HTML' mode. which is why i couldnt change the colours. stupid moi.
but now i can. whoopeee.
thanks
I'm getting everyone something.such a nice person..yes? Must have something to do with the air here,i reckon.
Haha.
Miss you guys.
from the airport terminal...
haha, however boring that may be.
the public library has internet access, and so do my uncles. so you cant escape me that easily.
i'll still be here, hopefully posting something every week.
maybe a few photos...
and i might call on christmas day...MAYBE.
but there's a three hour difference. so it'll be before the service. if you wanna talk or something, send me an email. my phone'll be off.
wahoooo.
'im on my way, from misery to happiness todaaaay. uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh'
not really misery. and not really happiness. i have exams to study for. OVER THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS. what an evil school. aw well..
the colours should give you an idea of how bored i am. bleh.
M.C.
MC stands for ...
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Merry Christmas to those who i didnt get the chance to say to in person.
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Motley Crue because their song 'home sweet home' has been stuck in my head for who knows how long.
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Medical Certificate.because thats what i should have. stupid flu. stupid sore throat. ive decided i like lo han guo though. very the nice.
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see you penangites sooooon...in 2009!!!
(i'll bring back tons of nice goodies for you guys. a late christmas present)
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email joke
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Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw.
He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.
On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.
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Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.
Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.
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Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."
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Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.
The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG."
stressed out...
i just need more time.
leaving to aus in a week.
haven't said goodbye.
haven't made notes for the upcoming exams.
haven't collected the extra work.
christmas presents will have to wait.
i'll get you guys something from australia. =]
*sigh*
not enough time laaaaaaa. =P
his REAL name.
form 3/4 stayover
...finally!!!
92. Do you want to get married?i guess, if i find the right guy.
93. If married, how long have you been married?not married, therefore, im skipping this qwuestion.
94. Who was/is your HS crush?im still in high school. so im not saying anything.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?haha, wouldnt we all, if it meant we actually got our way?
96. Do you have kids?nope. not my own, anyway.
97. Do you want kids?we'll have to see. i'll take a rain check on it.
98. What are your favorite colors?at the moment, blue. and black, and green.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?yeah. tons of people i miss right now. im not naming any, as most people will jump to conclusions. heck, i might even get another post on my hate blog. eh, maybe i should say who then.lol
100. Were you answering this to procrastinate?no, i have better things to do. but someone tagged me, so i had to finish it. the time now is 1.04 am. i hope you're happy sam.
i dont tag anyone, because to do 100 questions is absolute torture. my fingers are dead.
...continued AGAIN...
62. What do you wear to bed?a shirt and shorts. or pyjama bottoms.
63. First concert?i forget.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?target.
65. Nike or Adidas?miss selfridge.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?mr potato.lol
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?i dont like nuts.
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?yeah, its what sean said when we put toothpaste on him. =P
69. Ever take dance lessons?yep. ballet, modern.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?nope.
71. Can you curl your tongue?mhmm. i can make a smaller mouth out of my tongue too. and turn it 360 degrees. and i can tie a cherry stem into a knot. CAN YOU? =D
72. Ever won a spelling bee?never been in one.
73. Ever cried cause you were so happy?no. ive laughed until i cried before. does that count. but not happiness. not really.
74. Own any record albums?define record albums.
75. Own a record player?define record player.
76. Regularly burn incense?no way jose. i dont like the smell.
77. Ever been in love?With the feeling being mutual?so that's how its gonne be,huh?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?coldplay. or kutless. there was another. but i cant remember.
79. What was your last concert you saw?youthwave, i think. no, wait. this experimental music concert. rocked ass.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?cold.
81. Tea or coffee?the taste of tes, but smell of coffeee.
82. Favorite kind of cookie?ginger. gingerbread men, ginger snaps. all good. =]
83. Can you swim well?i guess. better than josh, anyway. lol.
84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?no, sorry, that stretches the bounds of my talents too far. lol, of course i can. what kind of question is this?
85. Are you patient?not at the moment, no. i wanna finish this tag and sleep.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?rock band.
87. Ever won a contest?mhmm. um, science, math, music, and a few other ones that wont count for anything in life. =P
88. Ever have plastic surgery?no. and i never will. unless necessary.like a smashed in nose from an accident or something like that.
89. Which are better black or green olives?black. pitted, with cheese. on crackers and cured salmon. mmm.
90. Can you knit or crochet?no, i wanna learn though. i can crosstitch and backstick and sew using a machine though.
-ohmigoodness, it still continues.-
continued...
31. Can you change the oil on a car? yeah i can. but i cant drive.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?nope. cant drive.
33. Ran out of gas?nope. i still cant drive yet, hunnay.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?subs.
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?freshly squeezed juice and toast.
36. What is your usual bedtime?when i sleep.
37. Are you lazy?depends on what mood im in. in general, i guess so. but i can be pretty efficient when i put my mind to it.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?when i was a kid? dude, i STILL dress up. fun-ness. trick or treating at marina bay every year. well, except this year.
39. is?well, yes. of course. who doesnt?
40. How many languages can you speak? a few. but not all of them fluently.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?nope. but galaxie or cleo would be nice.
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?lego. lincoln logs are american.lol
43. Are you stubborn?when i believe that my way is right. but i'll back down if i know im worng.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?letterman. he has nicer hair. (lol, they're both balding.)
45. Ever watch soap operas?nope.
46. Afraid of heights?i get a little jump out of being high, but i dont think im afraid of it...
47. Sing in the car?yup. at the top of my lungs.lol.
48. Dance in the shower?no, my insanity doesnt stretch that far.
49. Dance in the car?yeah. while singing along to the radio. =]
50. Ever used a gun?water gun, paintball gun, a fake bb gun.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?i forget.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?yeah, but isnt that why everyone loves them? =P
53. Is Christmas stressful?no way. i lubbidy jubbly the christmas time.
54. Ever eat a pierogie?no. but its on my list of things to do before i die. after i find out what it is.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?haha, american pie. no, i dunno.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?air hostess. like ive said a thousand times before, ive always wanted to push the trolleys up and down the aisles.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?define ghost.
58. If given the choice: plane, train or automobile?haha, plane and train rhyme. but they arent eye-rhymes.
59. Take a vitamin daily?nope. i eat healthily enough.
60. Wear slippers?yup.
-it continues...-speed
SAM LAAAA.
Directions:
1. Answer all 100 questions!
2. Tag 15 friends with a reason why!
3. Have fun! (Answer them truthfully!)
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1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?depends if i can be bothered to shut it after i get my clothes out.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?if they're pretty. =] hey, i paid for the room. im entitled to the bottles.
3. Have you ever taken towels from a hotel?nope. i like my towels better. and that would be stealing. unlike the shampoo bottles which are complimentary.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?nope.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?post-it notes are one of the world's greatest invetions. i have several stacks of different colours and sizes. no, im not a freak.
6. Do you cut out or save coupons but then never use them?nope. but i'll keep nice looking leaflets. usually from MAC.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?bear.
8. Should there be an 8th question?um. that's a hard question. i think i'll pick d) the jar of pickles.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?no. but i never pout. i is not the fishy face. unless its done ironically.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?very loud fat chinese women who speak real loud into their phones in hokkien. im not prejudiced. hokkien is a very sharp sounding language.
11. Do you know anybody with 11 digits or toes?yeah.
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?usually when i go up stairs. i cant help it. there are 13 satirs on mine, with 5 more from the landing.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?when we went to teluk kampi. there wasnt a choice. but its not something you kick up a fuss about.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?YES. there'll usually be this song going on in my head, and i'll just dance along to it. people have given me the weirdest looks.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?yep. its a bad habit im hoping to break. but i doubt it'll happen soon.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?no one, unless you count falling asleep on the sofa next to someone.
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?i dont really like popcorn in general. but the tins are pretty awesome.
18. What is your "Song of the week"?hear you me by jimmy eat world.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?if they can pull it off. otherwise they look gay. which is okay i guess if they are...
20. Do you still watch cartoons?POCOYO!
21. Whats your favorite scary movie?no idea. as long as i watch it with friends and jell-o, im set. =] jell-o is the best.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?in my room. you wouldnt be able to find the door without a map, let alone treasure.
23. What do you drink with dinner?water or juice.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?sweet and sour sauce. used to be curry or mustard, but they stopped selling it.
25. What is your favorite food/cuisine?mexican food all the way.
26. What movie could you watch over and over and still love?moulin rouge. at the moment. but im sure it'll change in a couple of days. again, it should be watched with a ceramic goblet of jell-o.
27. Last person you hugged?cant remember.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?no. there was something fishy about the whole goody good thing.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?haha. like that would ever happen.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?shantini...um, maybe 3 weeks ago?
-there are more questions coming soon.-
Hear You Me
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Yong Xiang...
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1. Mr Neoh (my music teacher)
2. Matthew
3. Jia Yit
4. Hayley
5. David Ebborn
6. Carmen Yong
7. Davina
8. Sebastian
9. Moritz
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How you know 1? -Mr Neoh
he's my music teacher. had him since i was 5 years old.
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What would you do if you never meet 2? -Matt
i would have had to borrow made of honour from someone else. and the season finale of house. =D
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What would u do if 3 & 4 dated u? -Jia Yit and Hayley
um, id probably freak out. incest. ew.
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Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? -David E and Carmen C
LOL. i highly doubt it. they're so different.
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Do u think 7 is attractive? -Davina
mhmm. i guess. im not going into details. she's a girl. im not lezz.
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Do u know anything about 8’s family? -Sebastian
they're all pure german. and they all have blue-green eyes, except for sebas, who got his grandfather's brown eyes. i love the colour. like this warm-ish firey brown.
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Tell me something about 9. -Moritz
he's blond. gets sun burnt really easily, and laughs at anything and everything.
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What language does 2 speaks? -Matt
il parle anglais.
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Who is 3 going out with? -Jia Yit
dunno. possibly no one.
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How old is 4? -Hayley
13.
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When was the last time u talked to 5? -David Ebborn
today at school.
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Who is 6 favourite singer? -Carmen Yong
um. barney? lol clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere...
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Would you date 7 ? -Davina
like i said, she's a girl. one of my best friends. and im not lezz. so no.
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Is 8 single? -Sebastian
yeah. but im not interested. he's more of a brother.
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What is 9 last name? -Moritz
michalewski. loving the german names.
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Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? -Mr Neoh
ew. what kind of a sick twisted question is this? anyways, we have suspuscions that he's gay.
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Which school does 2 go to? -Matt
Chung Ling High School. but before, it was ping hua. =D
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What do you like about 3? -Jia Yit
his fishy keychain. haha, he's reliable. nice person to be around.
mola mola
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wedontlikeher.blogspot.com
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its apparently about me! so you guys can go have a look, and have a little anonymous rant about me. just like the owners of the blog. i seriously dont mind. its quite hilarious.
im loving the colour theme too. pink and blue. cant get much girlier than that.
no, that wasnt sarcasm you detected. im interested in this blog. otherwise i wouldnt advertise.
leave your comments. i'll be having another competition coming up soon, so watch this space for details.
no worries, this time it contains no hidden codes or anything. the prize wont be shoelaces again. i promise. =]
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and that reminds me. i know its pretty late to be doing this, since its been over a month...
but congrats to Matthew Lim for winning the previous competition.
he won a pair of shoelaces. haha, dont you wish you had won?
this time it'll be harder, with the prizes better and bigger.
anyone is welcome to participate.
you make me wanna lala
1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. NO tag backs!!!
okay. here goes my reputation haha, who am i kidding? what reputation? and i dont really care. =)
1. i have weird feet. (i bet all of you are gonna check the next time you see me.) this is all because of little known fact number 2. i also have high arches, the opposite of what jamie has. so i have these in-sole thingies for extra support that i have to put in my shoes. but they dont fit into my chucks. =(
2. i used to do ballet. but i quit the year before i started point shoe, because the better teacher left, and i hit puberty. it is so not fun doing ballet going through puberty. so those of you, who for some reason have great knowledge of when i hit puberty and what grade you do point shoe in ballet, would know that i stopped when i was 12-ish years old and was in grade 7 ballet.
3. i get along better with guys than girls. dont ask why. actually, i think i prefer it how if they have a problem with you, they say it straight out and deal with it immediately. even if it is violence. i hate the whole damn-she's-such-a-b****-lets-stab-her-in-the-back thing. its so cowardly. i dunno. maybe im generalising. but yeah, i generally get along better with guys. i suck at the whole giggly girl thing. but i do a mean good impression. =D
4. i love pesto. i'll eat it with bread, pasta... basil pesto's better than olive though. oh, and i love pate, but i cant stand liver. dont ask.
5. i wish i owned a pair of boxers. i have a pair of shorts that look like boxers, but not as comfy. not the girl boxers. they arent as nice. the guy ones are better. =P but worn as shorts, of course, not as boxers. i wore the guy boxers at a sleepover, when i didnt have enough clothes. they were clean, and didnt belong to a guy. so chill.
6. i have a slight OCD with money. i like them to all be in order in denomination, with all the heads facing the same way.
7. i relate everything to everything else not related to the object. like if you said cheese, i'd say french teacher. its all connected in my head, its just you wont see it.
8. i burp. yes, i know, who doesnt? but i dont find it disgusting. farting yes, burping no.
9. i love general maths. nerd alert! add maths can go away and die slowly in a corner.
10. i like to play with the wax from candles. birthday candles, tea candles from expensive dinner places, it doesnt matter. i'll end up blowing the flame out then playing with the wax once its cooled slightly. you can mould anything and create tiny candle things.
11. i have a really messy room. its just more cosy that way. i like how nothing is where it should be, but i know where everything is.
12. i shotgun everything. the game isnt limited for just the front seat in the car. i'll shotgun first to shower, i'll shotgun control of the remote control, i'll shotgun the last piece of chocolate.
13. i window shop via magazines. i'll go through my magazines, and pick the things that id get if i had the money, and total the price list up, just to see how much id spend if i really got all that i wanted from the mag.
14. i use pms and menstruation as an excuse. usually its valid. sometimes i just cant be bothered to do something. so then, BAM! 'sorry dude, i've got my period. some other time, yeah?' its like nature's way of getting out of stuff. haha. eh, when i used it recently, i was serious.its uncomfortable.
15. i love mexican food. tacos, fajitas, nachos...the list goes on. chili's is an awesome restaurant. i stay away from their refried beans though. their chicken fajita quesadillas are to die for. <3
i taggggggggg...
NOBODY! dont you love me? =P
*gag*
*splutters*
*snorts*
you wacko
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Three names you go by : Hannah, Banana, Hui Wen, NnahTanHa
Three screen names you have had : nattanha, hanner, hannah
Three physical things you like about yourself : my wrists, my eyes, and my 'abs'.lah-mahooo but i have to work for that. haha.
Three physical things you DON'T like about yourself : my thick thick hair, my big big thighs and my ballet-induced deformed feet.
Three parts of your heritage :chinese, honky (hong kong) and nowweigian.
Three things that scare you : cane toads. cane toads, cane toads.
Three of your everyday essentials: music (to play it), the ability to text, and music (to listen to it).
Three things you are wearing now : glasses, big black tee and boxers. comfyyyyyy.
Three of your favourite bands or musical arts : lady gaga, bullet for my valentine and the beatles.
Three of your favourite songs (right now) : hey jude, home sweet home, just dance.
Three things you want in a relationship : *skipped*
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you : *skipped*
Three of your hobbies : *skipped* just get to know me.
Three things you wanna do really badly right now : play softball, play foosball, go to the beach.
Three careers you're considering / considered before : doctor, air hostess (i just wanna push the trolley)
Three places you want to go on vacation : new zealand, manhattan island, australia.
Three things you want to do before you die : zorping, go on a shopping spree, see shan again.
Three ways that you are Stereotypical a girl/guy : i wear dresses although i dont necessarily like it, i wear high heels although i dont necessarily like it, and i play the bass guitar. no, wait. that's not stereotypical.
Five people that you would like to see take this quiz now : nobody. im sick of looking at this tag. its been done previously.
Jane Doe
have a seat
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hope it whacks you on the head, you poofter.
if being nicely sarcastic doesnt get my point across, maybe 'monsieur knuckle-sandwich' will help.
get a life, seriously. have you nothing better to do than to pull my hair and pretend it wasnt you? do you get a high out of it? here, let me try. i'll pull from the front. maybe then you'll actually get a forehead. and it wont be stabbing you in the back.
i'll get you straight in your face honey.
here come the drums.
stupid english dialogue.
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...Write an extract from the transcript of a TV show called 'Mind Power'. The guests are Dr Allen and Dr Wiseman. They are sharing their experience and views on the way the human mind responds to external stimulus.
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(half a page down)
Dr W: It amazed me that Laughlab produced such a huge response from the international public.
Dr A: True, although they could have been using it to gain a few more jokes for future reference.
Dr W: Are you trying to tell me that Laughlab's results are nothing but a few people simply looking for more jokes?
Dr A: Well, yes. In fact, i am saying that Laughlab is nothing but but a joke- no pun intended. It is a sorry excuse for a job, and it will benefit nobody, no matter what the results show. Who cares that ducks are considered the funniest animal in the world? Who cares that women tend to enjoy jokes with wordplay in them, but men prefer violent jokes at another person's expense? Your company is tragic. Tragic, sad, and a waste of the government's money.
Dr W: Yeah? Well i dont like your tie. I think it make your neck look fat.
Dr A: A well thought out comeback, mummy's boy.
*both stand up*
Dr W: You wanna piece of me, be-yotch? Bring it on!
Dr A: Come then. I'll own your ass anyday.
*Dr W runs towards Dr A in an attempt to attack him*
*Dr A pulls out a handgun*
Dr A: DIE YOU MOFO ASS WIPE!
*shoots Dr W in the head*
Dr A: GG! :D
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no, i dont usually swear like that, and it wasnt based on a true story. i just simply got so sick of writing essays. and i really hated the Dr Wiseman guy. you have to have read the passages given. he's such a poofter.
biology
my teacher is different. but she tells everything like it is.
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"sorry guys, you cant come and go at the same time."
Why?
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Why is it acceptable for girls to dress like guys, but unacceptable for guys to dress like girls?
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Why?
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Why?
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"Why when i blow the paper, it go up?"
how cool...
black bickies.
i love love love oreos. but they make your mouth go black. oreo is a loner cookie. to be eaten alone. black speckled teeth are not attractive. and its black, which makes it emo. emos are loners, usually.peanut butter and chocolate ones are good. =D but the awesomest by far is the double stuf. waay good.
loo jamie to backwards talk lets =]
New Uniform!
niaR
circle, heart, square, triangle
Michelle, Kritporn, Vidushi et moi.
this is from year 7..standard 6 to you. i found the photo when i was clearing out my folder.
brings back so many memories... Maroon5 in the art room, My Humps, Sushianity, turtles, writing on the ceiling, ko bor yeun pikachu stickers everywhere.. =D
we were the awesomest.
WARNING!
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Dr. House: I think it was after... when did his girlfriend die? He wanted time alone I considered being a horrendous pain in the ass but I didn't want to step on your turf.
Dr. Foreman: We just got a call from Patty Mishner from Womens majority, the womens rights...
Dr. Cuddy: We know who she is.
Dr. House: I dated her. Well not really dated her more metaphorically raped her by having a penis. [To Foreman] You did too.
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Wilson: I just need a change of scenery.
House: Buy a plant!
[Cuddy forces Wilson and House to discuss their relationship]
Dr. Cuddy: Talk to each other.
Dr. House: [turns to Wilson]... How you doing? Good?
Dr. Wilson: Fine, thanks.
[Both try to leave]
Dr. Cuddy: Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh! Sit!
[Both return to the sofa]
Dr. Cuddy: See? The two of you are friends. Look how you both...
Dr. House: ... think you're an idiot. We both also eat with forks. That doesn't really prove...
Dr. Cuddy: Talk to him! Tell him how you feel of what he's doing.
Dr. House: I told him he's an idiot.
Dr. Cuddy: Tell him what you think about him leaving.
Dr. House: I think he's an idiot.
Dr. Cuddy: You're an idiot: he's in pain, and your response is just to emotionally blackmail him!
Dr. House: You told me what your position is on that one. You're against it, right?
Dr. Wilson: She hasn't told you in front of me. She needs to prove she's on my side.
Dr. Cuddy: [referring to Wilson] Go to hell!
Dr. House: So much for that theory.