Practice exam question: we were given two passages with information on it and had to complete the following task. i got fed up towards the end. dont worry, i didnt actually hand this in. i had to go back and edit it.
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...Write an extract from the transcript of a TV show called 'Mind Power'. The guests are Dr Allen and Dr Wiseman. They are sharing their experience and views on the way the human mind responds to external stimulus.
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Dr W: It amazed me that Laughlab produced such a huge response from the international public.
Dr A: True, although they could have been using it to gain a few more jokes for future reference.
Dr W: Are you trying to tell me that Laughlab's results are nothing but a few people simply looking for more jokes?
Dr A: Well, yes. In fact, i am saying that Laughlab is nothing but but a joke- no pun intended. It is a sorry excuse for a job, and it will benefit nobody, no matter what the results show. Who cares that ducks are considered the funniest animal in the world? Who cares that women tend to enjoy jokes with wordplay in them, but men prefer violent jokes at another person's expense? Your company is tragic. Tragic, sad, and a waste of the government's money.
Dr W: Yeah? Well i dont like your tie. I think it make your neck look fat.
Dr A: A well thought out comeback, mummy's boy.
*both stand up*
Dr W: You wanna piece of me, be-yotch? Bring it on!
Dr A: Come then. I'll own your ass anyday.
*Dr W runs towards Dr A in an attempt to attack him*
*Dr A pulls out a handgun*
Dr A: DIE YOU MOFO ASS WIPE!
*shoots Dr W in the head*
Dr A: GG! :D
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no, i dont usually swear like that, and it wasnt based on a true story. i just simply got so sick of writing essays. and i really hated the Dr Wiseman guy. you have to have read the passages given. he's such a poofter.
