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hope it whacks you on the head, you poofter.
if being nicely sarcastic doesnt get my point across, maybe 'monsieur knuckle-sandwich' will help.
get a life, seriously. have you nothing better to do than to pull my hair and pretend it wasnt you? do you get a high out of it? here, let me try. i'll pull from the front. maybe then you'll actually get a forehead. and it wont be stabbing you in the back.
i'll get you straight in your face honey.
here come the drums.