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jamie, dont be paranoid. you aint gonna die. i've already said too much. shan's gonna be like 'why'd you tell her?' haha.
but i told jamie, and she doesnt get it.
enjoy.
i told you not to ask me, cos i wont tell you. duh.
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paintball was fun.
yes, that's really all i have to say after spending RM45 and waiting for almost an hour.
i guess i got away with less injuries than most people.
some others got shot in the arm and leg, and haha, who knows where else.
i got one straight on the mouth. that paint tastes as bad as it smells. like chicken presents.
another grazed my fingers. not out. yay.dudes, i need to play bass tomorrow.
and the worst was edward, spazzing out and shooting me after saying surrender.
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the group before us probably got it worst. one dude got shot real close to his 'nads' and another got it in the neck, which swelled up like s******'s pimple.
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after worship prac, we went to new world park for dinner.
Rebecky tried to order sah hor fun at a wan tan mee stall.
and she made some very interesting phone calls too.
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worship meeting after that.
usual boring things, new equipment, backups needing to be louder, and the response of the youth.
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then jamie asked moi a kind of dumb question. she was like 'what do you mean by we'll get them?'
um.
i said i wouldnt tell her, and i put it on my post at the end that i wouldnt tell.
but jamie will be jamie.
haha, just kidding.
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and im still not gonna tell you what it is.
wait until tomorrow at sports.
its actually really cool.
ok, you guys arent supposed to know this, but because its shan's last sports, she wanted to have a 'kind of' leaving party.
you all get something special.
special=good.
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yes, it is good. and its not just from me.
shan says so too.
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KELUAR!
*WALKING FROM RED CRES TO MACCERS*
"no, no, i want sah hor fun."
"SURRENDER!" *bang bang*
"hey, no...i know that face, its the cheeky face...but shan's so innocent...yeah, but she has an evil sidekick..."
"TAKE THE CORK OUT OF YOUR ASS!"
got your knickers in a twist, hunnay?
flipping twit.
heart egg shaped...no, egg heart shaped.
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Milo sat on a toad. and possibly raped the neighbours' pedigree.
 
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