the questions are from facebook.
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Pardon my...
...height.
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Girls are sugar and spice and everything...
...boys cant be because they're just not awesome enough.pls refer to 'island of lesbos'.
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Thongs are...
...a self-inducing wedgie meachanism.
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What will your wedding band be made out of?
...a bassist, drummer, guitarist and lead singer.haha.i know they mean ring.
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If I had a time machine, I'd...
...use it.
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If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
...for the end of pregnancy.
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Who is the funniest person you know?
...funny as in 'haha' or funny as in weird?
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Is there anything you'd like to add before we continue?
...i blame matt for my allergies.
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Which letter of the alphabet can you totally not stand?
...x. who the heck made x?what a watse of time.
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If I were the first persont o land on the moon, I would have said:
...alright,where's the cheese?
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no...
...friends because he was a loner and a stalker.
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I wish my cell phone had a...
...teleportation device.
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I like people who are...
...earthlings.
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How many hours of sleep do you need?
...as many as i can get.
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What's your favorite kids' cereal?
...fruit loops.
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If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
...a mole.like DY.jk.
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Men are...
...boys but bigger.not neccessarily better looking though,haha.
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When the world ends, I will be...
...the one ending it from some mishap.
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My proposed Ben and Jerry's flavour:
...banana cookies and banana cream.
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If I had to jump from the top of a building, I'd prefer to land in...
...sebas' dream home, complete with the maccers.
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Nothing beats...
...shaving cream in youth park.
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When you get stressed, what are you most likely to throw out the window?
...you.
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In 10 years, I'll be...
...25 years old.
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What will be the last sentense in your autobiogaphy?
...to cut a long story short,i died.THE END.
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I am totally paranoid about...
...cane toads.WHY ARE THEY INDESTRUCTIBLE?
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If you owned a restaurant, what would you name it?
...banana's poison.
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You have the right to remain...
...silent.anything you say can and will be used against you in court.you are allowed an attournee, and if you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you by the government.i watch too much csi,
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Which sport is the best to watch?
...the one im playing :P
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ecoute, est-ce que c'est bon?
