Because its Merdeka, here's a couple of jokes that show Malaysians think differently to others.
(only for fun.not as offence towards anyone.)names were changed.
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Teacher: Ah Ran, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Ran: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Ran: You don't know my father la!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Roo: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Roo: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
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Man: How old is your father?
Ah Hann: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Ah Hann: He only became a father when I born la !!!
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Teacher: Matt, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Matt: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
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Teacher: Where were you born?
Hammy: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Hammy: All of me la....
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smile.
dont you love the colour theme? its the Jalur Gemilang colours. so patwiotik.
