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koolie loompie,loners and HIV negatives.

the following passage is in a special language. try to comprehend at your own risk.
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kuala lumpur is expensive.
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i saw the most perfect dwess for pwom.yes, i know pwom is at the end of the yeawe.

ignore my face,lol, i looks many messed up. look only at the blue dwess.

nice cowour, size which is weawy hard to find, believe it or not, and i even have shoes that would match it perfectly.
except one thing.
THE STUPID (but awesome) DWESS COSTS RM287!!!
arghh.

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and vans.
i went into Bata to get the fakey ones, but i turn them over to look at the price tag, and the noobs are selling them for RM119.90!
what kind of a fweak goes into Bata and buys shoes for 200 bucks?!
its Bata, lah.
shoes should not be sold for over RM30 over there.

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loners.lol
SOMEBODY wecently joined Bebo.lol.
and they only have one fwiend.me.
sad.
but they only joined 3-4 days ago.
so imma give them a week, before i classify that person as a loner.jks

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there's this saying thats going awound, i have no idea of its owigins, so im sowwy if i offend anyone.
its not intended. unless it actually applies to you. then i guess it is.

"if you're not mawwied by the age of 35, you're either gay or a loner."

harsh.but based on my life expewiences, its twue.
i wont name names, *cough* but he hasn't ever had a girlfwiend. he's weaching the limit before the classification of gay-ness or loner-dom.
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HIV.
jamie, dont be upset on failing the HIV test. im sure you can pass next wound. you just have to study harder.
just kidding.
dont get HIV.its not fun.

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H-human
I-immuno deficiency
V-viwus
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or
H-hannah
I-is
V-vewy sexy.
its twue. just ask my gorgeous.
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just to finish, my dog thinks he's a cat.
 
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