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whaaat?
okay, i get why stone beats scissors and scissors beats paper, but seriously.
how on earth does paper beat stone? its not like it'll wrap the stone up, rendering it helpless to die and to never smash another person's skull in again.
that's why i always choose rock.
that way, if anyone says that their paper beats my rock, i can used my already closed fist to sock them one in the face, then say, "oh, damn. sorry. i thought your paper would protect you from my rock, retard."
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