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Reasons why im better than Bella

i am better than Bella Swan.
heaps better.
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why?
because i dont faint at the sight of blood.
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i like dissecting stuff in bio.
and i love the colour of blood. the deep red. lovely. <3
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dont get me wrong. i dont love blood. i just like the colour. and the smell.
gosh, i would so make a great vampire.
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yeah. im way better than Bella.
i dont faint at the sight of blood.
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how does she do it? she'd like, die every month. haha.
the big 'P' comes and she collapses on the bathroom floor. girls should not faint at the sight of blood. Stephenie Meyer, i've found a flaw in your book.
=]
which means, move over Bella, Edward's mine.
go to your dog.
 
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