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get high like planes


mmph. sick.
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and its not a fever, as we thought. its some kind of chest infection. been coughing so hard my throat and stomach hurt. maybe i'll get better stomach muscles...pfft, who am i kidding?
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and i've been lying down for about 3 days straight, so my shoulders hurt from lying on my side. i haven't been that hungry, and in total i think ive eaten a maggi, 2 apples and a sausage puff. thats not for today, thats for the last 3 days that ive been sick. im on the worst diet ever.
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i went to see the doctor, and he gave me 5 different medicines. 4 of them were pills, and the last was a syrup.
the syrup is green and tastes like extremely minty vomit. it sickens me.
the pills have to be taken at different times throughout the day, so im pretty high. =]
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kidding.
i have so much medication and antibiotics that
i reckon if i went out with all of my meds in my bag, the police would probably detain me for traffiking.

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again, kidding.
but you never know.

 
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