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banana ice cream


the shop in queensbay.



yum yum.
banana is the best flavour.

moment of truth

i seriously feel bad for the husband.
she's such a *****, i wanna slap her across the face.


.
but seriously. why would you put yourself through this? especially if you have so much to hide.
watching this made me think again.
these people are so *strangles some random passerby*
.
if i was the husband, i'd dump her.
divorce.
she's such an idiot. i can think of other words, but i aint gonn use them.
.
in all, i think its a stupid show.
that woman got what she deserved.

happy halloween!


happy halloween people!
.
i dont really celebrate it
especially for what it stands for.
but its still pretty fun to dress up.
.
was invited to go trick or treating
twice.
in marina bay.
and around miami bay.
fun-ness, no? wahoo. trick or treating..
.
but no.
i said no.
i could be dressing up to get candy.
.
instead,
im going to the beach to eat ice cream.
ai.
.
jia yit.
better make it worthwhile.
=]
haha, but at least i get to go to the beach.

dumb blogger.

it ignores any spaces i put into my posts.
so if you see any full stops in excess, im using it as a spacebar.
so nyah. get over it. =]

anticipation

i seriously cant wait to go back to australia. i miss the junk food.
i'll come back fat as.
but i dont care.
see what we're missing by not living there...


cadbury freddo frogs, caramello koalas, MILK CHOCOLATE. <3
.
allen's sweets. i miss the jelly beans and minties..*sigh* 'its moments like these you need..'
.

smith's salt and vinegar chips...yum.
.

'my mum, adds some fun and the flavour...to make the cordial, that i like best'...yeah, i still remember the ads. =P
.

arnott's biscuits...kingstons and monte carlos are the bomb.and so are the shapes, tim tams, raspberry and blueberry tarts and mints slices, and wagon wheels..i could go on forever.
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but its not just the unhealthy food.
i love the fish and chips, with solo. but it has to be eaten and drunk at a harbour or near the sea.feeding seagulls is a must. haha.
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and la porchetta's. the best italian food. and speaking of italian food, the best gelatos are found on Lygon street... =P
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and i dont really like dim sum, but for some reason it tastes better over there. the dan tarts are to die for. and so is their mango pudding. woohoo. and their siew mai is insane. really nice, not soggy at all like the ones you sometimes get here.
.

the french onion soup is awesome too. my mum turns it into this wicked apricot and peach chicken. i'd be able to live off of it, no worries.
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another place of the bombest food is Victoria market. especially when its cold.
we went there last time, after church. it was in autumn, and it was freezing. the best remedy? victorian market hot jam doughnuts. you have no idea how good they taste until you've had one.

but they're usually covered in way more icing sugar, and the hot jam oozes out when you take a bite...*sigh*
.
i seriously miss australia.
im gonna go there, buy tons of clothes, eat to my heart's content and worry about putting on weight when i get back.

oi loiyk vis wum.

window shopping.
i like kaboodle.
i like volcom.
i like picnik.
i love hoodies.
but im out growing most of mine.
.
i need money.
then i can go shopping.
in australia.
in myers.
in supre.
in target.
in golo.
in kmart.
in coles.
in miss selfridge.
in topshop.
in australis.
.
woohoo.
i wanna go clothes shopping.
and food shopping.
but that's different.

i turn face.


schmexy, no?

Sum41



Tu es ma mademoiselle
Tu es ma petite poubelle
Je chercherai des ordures pour toi
Et je commencerai dedans mes pantalons
.
Dans votre oeil je trouve une petite pleur
Mais je ne suis pas un autre cœur
Tu sais tu es ma petite fleur
Avec une p***** qui est comme du beurre
.
Tu es ma mademoiselle
Tu es ma petite poubelle
Je chercherai des ordures pour toi
Et je commencerai dedans mes pantalons
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As close as I could get it...
Translation:
.
You are my lady
You are my small trash can
I will look for garbage for you
And I will begin inside my pants
.
In your eye I find a small tear
But I am not another heart
You know you are my small flower
With a p**** that is as butter
.
You are my lady
You are my small garbage can
I will look for garbage for you
And I will begin inside my pants. (......the vid's translation is wrong.)

dont mention the war


i procrastinate.

im gonna do an edward.
have an entire post in webdings. because it looks cool. and then later i'll come back to read it and i wont be able to.
.
my parents want me to clean my room.
.
i dont see the point..
its gonna get messy again in 2 days.
and i like it messy. everything i need is on the floor. so convenient. except when i have to find things in a hurry. but that's only a minor problem.
.
why is my screen so wide?
i just realised. and its like a rectangle...
.
pfft. i dont wanna clean it. its cosy when its messy.
my room, i mean. not the computer screen.
.
PROCRASTINATING...

i have 100 posts. =]
PARTTAAAAAYYY

im fed up

yes. i is.
.
but anyway...on a random note.
i dont like the olsen twins.
they irritate me.
.

.
almost as much as the jonas brothers.
they're such ditzes.
ditzy ditzy ditzy.

i take it back.



but its gonna change. seriously.
.

zits


get high like planes


mmph. sick.
.
.
and its not a fever, as we thought. its some kind of chest infection. been coughing so hard my throat and stomach hurt. maybe i'll get better stomach muscles...pfft, who am i kidding?
.
and i've been lying down for about 3 days straight, so my shoulders hurt from lying on my side. i haven't been that hungry, and in total i think ive eaten a maggi, 2 apples and a sausage puff. thats not for today, thats for the last 3 days that ive been sick. im on the worst diet ever.
.
i went to see the doctor, and he gave me 5 different medicines. 4 of them were pills, and the last was a syrup.
the syrup is green and tastes like extremely minty vomit. it sickens me.
the pills have to be taken at different times throughout the day, so im pretty high. =]
.
kidding.
i have so much medication and antibiotics that
i reckon if i went out with all of my meds in my bag, the police would probably detain me for traffiking.

.
again, kidding.
but you never know.

dianneeee!!!!



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i is shmexy.

haha, now you aint got nothing against me. =]

ohmigosh. i look like ashley martin. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

oh well. i dont care. have a laugh people. =]

policemen

theStar. friday 17th october.
Chow Kit, the KL.
the police base has been shut down because the 'prescence of criminals could make it unsafe' for police officers.
.
whaaaaaaaaat la. police move because its too dangerous? so what should the people in the Chow Kit area do? move too?
or maybe they just live with the crime rate. so then,hang on..... what were the policemen there for?

Reasons why im better than Bella

i am better than Bella Swan.
heaps better.
.
why?
because i dont faint at the sight of blood.
.
i like dissecting stuff in bio.
and i love the colour of blood. the deep red. lovely. <3
.
dont get me wrong. i dont love blood. i just like the colour. and the smell.
gosh, i would so make a great vampire.
.
yeah. im way better than Bella.
i dont faint at the sight of blood.
.
how does she do it? she'd like, die every month. haha.
the big 'P' comes and she collapses on the bathroom floor. girls should not faint at the sight of blood. Stephenie Meyer, i've found a flaw in your book.
=]
which means, move over Bella, Edward's mine.
go to your dog.

rock wins.


.
whaaat?
okay, i get why stone beats scissors and scissors beats paper, but seriously.
how on earth does paper beat stone? its not like it'll wrap the stone up, rendering it helpless to die and to never smash another person's skull in again.
that's why i always choose rock.
that way, if anyone says that their paper beats my rock, i can used my already closed fist to sock them one in the face, then say, "oh, damn. sorry. i thought your paper would protect you from my rock, retard."
=]

2 girls.


they made me laugh. i mean i laughed at them. but they got irritating after a while.
they reminded me of chickens.


but after a while i wanted them to be these chickens.

dinner.

there was fried liver.
liver.
ew.

today

today was insane.
like everything happened.
.
i got mad at someone.
i got annoyed by someone.
i annoyed someone.
i laughed at someone.
i laughed with someone.
i made someone laugh.
i went shopping.
i bought stuff.
i was early.
i was late.
i remembered.
i forgot.
i loved.
i hated.
i read.
i spoke.
i typed.
i texted.
i liked the sun.
i liked the rain.
i played music.
i listened to music.
i woke up.
i fell asleep.
i was entertained.
i entertained.
i was bored.
i was happy.
i was dissappointed.
.
a very 'everything' sort of day.

a guy's point of view

this is written by a guy:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. lol, no worries. i dont own any short skirts or that much makeup
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. haha. boxers rule
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. yap.sarcasm is the bomb.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily. sahm tymes i du
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. who's morris chestnut? brad pitt's cliche and square-ish. jesse maccers is gay. haha
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that. darn right we do. hey gorgeous!
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. ew. baby is for babies.stud is for wannabes. and guys should NEVER be referred to as cute. ever.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it either.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you'
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! bwahahahahahahahahahaha! what's with the suspense?

blah-ness

blah.
blah blah blaaaaaahhh, blah blah.
...BLAH.

melissa drives a car.

long overdue.

haha. sorry,the quality sucks. i dont have the steadiest hand.i was trying to stop laughing.

YAY! EVERYBODY CLAP HANDS!

-remember the of 19th october-

roo-bikkkssss

rubix cubes are awesome.
people make pictures out of them. they'se cool. :]
.
here's super mario.
that's one of the not-so-good ones.
here's an awesome one. must have taken skill and time, stuff that i dont have.
and if you can make art out of it, why not make it edible too?
some dude made rubix cube cupcakes.
i'll order 6 billion to go, please.

Ur So Gay

Put your music player on shuffle.
For each question press the ‘next’ button to get your answer.
You must write the name of the song down no matter what!!!
After you’ve answered all the questions tag 5 other people and let them they’ve been tagged and to do the meme themselves:

THIS TAG IS RETARDED LAH.
.
If someone says ‘is this okay?’ You say: it's raining at school today- colin buchanan...yeah.i'll change the subject if its real bad.
.
What would best describe your personality?
Slip!Slop!Slap!- colin buchanan...haha.im a clumsy, messy person who slaps and punches. true dat, homies!
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What do you like in a guy/girl
Carpal Tunnel of Love- FOB...yyyeeeaaahhh...dunno what that means.
.
How do you feel today?
Rockstar- Nickelback...WHAAAT? well, okay. i had band practice today. and we sounded good.
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What is your life’s purpose?
Viva la Vida- Coldplay...live the life. oh yeah.
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What do your friends think of you?
So Nice So Smart-Kimya Dawson...lol. i doubt it.
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What do you think of your parents?
Sea of Love- Cat Power...yup. they'se a sea of love.
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What do you think about very often?
1985- Bowling for Soup...oui. je aime think about le past.
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What is 2+2?
Shut Up and Let Me Go-the Ting Tings...my general outlook on add maths.
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What do you think of the person you like?
Happy Tree Friends Theme...i like this one.funneee funeee.
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What is your life story?
Icky Thump- White Stripes...i dont really get this one...
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
Mighty God-Paradise Community Church...well, no i dont really. christlikeness will do fine. i dont want to BE God.
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What do you think when you see the person you like?
Anyone Else But You- Micheal Cera and Ellen Page...haha. yeah, i guess.in a round about sorta way.
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What do your parents think of you?
Expectations-Belle and Sebastian...
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What will you dance to at your wedding?
Are You Gonna Be My Girl- Jet....yes yes yes. i like. gots a cool bass line too.but the answer's already yes. cos it'll be my wedding...oh well.
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What will they play at your funeral?
okay...this one im gonna cheat...Another One Bites The Dust- Queen...seriously. i want this song to be played at my funeral. another song with a cool bassline.
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What is your hobby/interest?
Chop Suey- System of a Down...um.
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What is your biggest secret?
Paper Planes- MIA...lovee this song.my secret is that i make illegal visas.i'll post the lyrics.
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What do you think of your closest friends?
Thnks fr th Mmrs- FOB...yeah, thanks. :]
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What should you post this as?
Ur So Gay-Katy Perry.
.
Tag:
NO ONE. IL NYA PAS DES PERSONNES.POURQUOI? PARCEQUE JE SUIS UN BON PERSONNE. :]

win a free handbag!!!



go go go!!!
what are you waiting for????
free handbags!
i said freeeee!
wahoo. go here.
the top is c'est my favourite. but dont take my word for it. go check it out!!!
:]
dont worry, they're totally safe.they wont store any of your personal details and such.

.
if you're a girl, this is probably the best deal you'll ever get.
if you're a guy, it's still probably the best you'll ever get. :] get it for your girlfriend or a woman close to you.
.
they're giving away one every hour for a day. that's 24 awesomely cool handbags just waiting for you to claim. so go go go!

i want.


...in purple, of course.

19th of october.

PUT THIS DATE IN YOUR CALENDARS!
.
19TH OF OCTOBER IN 412 UNLIMITED IS NOT A DATE TO BE MISSED!
.
BECAUSE....
.
19TH OF OCTOBER IS...
.
PURPLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
WEAR PURPLE AND BE ALL THE RAGE IN PARIS!!! (pronounced pareee)
.
PURPLE
PURPLE
PURPLE
PURPLE
PURPLE

jamie tagged me.

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. (i disliked all of them.so i made up my own.)
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RULE #2 Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people. (forget the tagging.)
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questions:
1. what is your name?
hannah tan...blah blah blah.
2. gender?
la feminine.
3. are you male or female?
female.
4. how old are you?
15. 16 soon-ish. HAHA.not.
5. how many types of pets have you had?
um...goldfish,turtles,dos,rabbit. so that's 4.
6. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
exactly 11 kilos.
.
at this point in time, i couldnt be bothered to think of anymore questions. so nyah.
.
i tag:
everyone in 412 unlimited. but instead of doing the tag, EVERYONE WEAR PURPLE ON THE 19TH!!!!!!!yay.

first impressions.

im sorry.
my first impression was wrong.
i understand what you're going through. i know you're trying hard to get it right, but if they're older than you, its hard to keep their respect and to tell them that they're wrong.
i dunno.
what are you gonna do?
ruin it because of one guy, or tell him and then maybe offend him or make him angry..
and you blew the other guy's ego waaaayy out of proportion. what was with his improv? terrible.
but then who am i to say?
i am nowhere near as good. oops. i think i just blew it up again.
you're frustration is understandable. im surprised you could be so patient and forgiving. id have ripped his head off and slowly burnt his unmentionables to soot.
enjoy, hunnay.
xx
ps, i seriously respect you for your patience.

pocoyo

i am aware that ive posted 8 posts in the last 2 days, but hey, at least johann wont be bored.
and i dont care.
so nyah.
.
i have a new favourite tv show!
its called pocoyo.
and i really like it. :] its so cute. nevermind that its created for preschoolers.
ITS POSSIBLY THE BEST ANIMATION EVER MADE!
.
here's Pocoyo:



his friend Pato:




his dog Loula:





his friend Ellie:



and Sleepy Bird, the sleepy bird.

sweet cute-ness.

here's the opening of the show:



i love the bit after he introduces ellie and then flips completely straight.
that's called damn good break-dancing.
go watch it! its on playhouse disney. i dunno the times and days though..
if you wanna go see an episode, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCuKm2PZAnE&feature=related

isaac went camping.

last christmas, nous sommes alles camping..
some people stayed for two nights, while others came only for a day trip.
i only just found this vid, which is why im blogging about an event that happened more than 3/4 of a year ago.
ENJOY!!
(ben: if you want me to take the vid off, just tell me. it'll take at most, 4 working days. tq.)

edits!!!

i found the bombest website.
it rocks. oh yes, it does. it lets you edit photos and in my opinion is way better than picasa.
go check it out.
here's what i did on it:

my cousins.
left to right: isaac, haman, jonanthan and jono.


at bukit merah, after we DOMINATED the boomerang. :]


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i love this photo, but i think the black and white a the edges make her look like a unicef kid.
sorry, shan.
my letter IS coming. :]
.
ps, i am officially the world's biggest spaz. i didnt give you the link.
here you go.
www.picnik.com

back to black.

something's wrong with the format.
so until i fix it,
its back to black. emooo.

thank yoo mel!

wahoo. i gats perdy backgrounds now!
imma change it regularly so its gonna be different almost every time you check it out!
oi loiyk vis.
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but you now can see the messages...oh well.
still waitingfor the answers to come in..
but take your time.
why?
cos i haven't thought of the prize yet. :]
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ps, this background kinda reminds me of twilight. although if you read this more than an hour later, its probably changed.
YOU GOTTA BE QUICK TO SEE IT!!!
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pps, thanks again to melissa.now it is no longer emo black, but emo with colour! YAY!

the last team to check in,may be eliminated.

LOO LOO. (less than 3)
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1. What is the relationship of you with him/her?
she's in my church youth group. my fwend. unless she mean mean.then i dont friend her.
2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her.
insane, cute (dont hit me), smart, impulsive and (yes i had to add this in) short.
3. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
gave me the juno soundtrack songs, and been my 412 group leader in form 1. although that isnt really what she did.she was more forced to. =P
4. The most memorable thing he/she have said to you?
she said, "haHAha, reeaally?" (emphasis on the second ha.)
5. If he/she become your lover, you will...
...make her stay well away from me. she might try something. haha. :]
6. If he/she become your enemy, you will...
...love her.because a) the Bible says we should, and b) it'll confuse the heck out of her.
7. If he/she become your lover, she has to improve on...
...being a man. because i sure as anything aint getting a sex change.
8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
...because she cheated on me when we were lovers.
9. The most desirable thing to do (now) for him/her is?
to smoosh a pie in her face for tagging me.
10. The overall impression of him/her is...
...chinese.
11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
um. i dunno. sometimes i wish i knew. but i dont. oh well.
12. The character of you for yourself is?
I WANNA BE EMILY THE STRANGE! because she's emo. haha, no.
13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
i think the powerpuff girls.'cos they are short, girly, retarded and NOT me.except maybe the retarded bit.
14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
at the moment, someone at the sports camp. i dont mind who. i feel like running.
15. For the people who care about and likes you, say something about them.
hello.
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10 people to tag.
1.jamie
2.rachel
3.samC
4.owayne. (i just had to put him in, after all of the publicity he's gotten)
5.johann
6.ben
7.matt
8.jacob black
9.daniel loh
10.edward cullen
(you guys dont have to do the tags.as you can see, the tags got a bit ridiculous towards the end)
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Who is number 2 having a relationship with? (rachel)
dun-no. me, i guess, cos im her sexy, and she's my gorgeous.
Is number 3 a male or a female? (samC)
well she'd like to think she was a female...
If number 7 and 10 were together would it be a good thing? (matt and edward cullen)
no. nonononono.he's mine. edward i mean, not matt. matt has his own edward. khoo, not cullen. cullen's mine.
How about number 5 and 8? (johann and jacob black)
i guess i dont mind, but jamie and rebecca might have somehing to say about it. (kidding, less than 3)
What is number 1 studying about? (jamie)
lllaaaaaaawwwwww.
Is number 4 single? (owayne)
i dunno. and i dont plan on finding out. his birthday's on the 7th of october, in case you were wondering. =P
Say something about 6? (ben)
who put the goat in there?...i see the nuns are gay..i like to swim in it, BJ!! (you do know what a BJ is, right?)
9? (daniel loh)
well..what to say??

Selamat hari raya!

yay.
so here are the questions.
tell me the answers in person and if you're the lucky one who gets them all right, you win the prize!
.
what how what how what what does much many wood is could is is maaf a types woodchuck your chuck a weird zahir if of a favourite woodchuck mole? about dan could pets chuck my colour? wood? (be batin thumb? have mean? i creative) ever had?
.
here's a clue.
1.red
2.orange
3.yellow
4.green
5.blue
6.purple
.
dna a sunob noitseuq,
?sdrawkcab eman esenihc ym si tahw
(the colours dont apply here)

i like to swim in it, BEEJAY!

ben has the same video.

but considering its such a good video, i decided to share the pisang goreng.

more good books.




.
i have crank.
read glass,
wanting to read the other 2.
i wanna go buy them.
but i is broke.
Ellen hopkins writes the best.
it takes tons of skill to even come close to her level.
.
she writes in poetry.
which sounds dead boring.
but its the bombest.
go read if you can get you hands on it.
go buy it for me if you have the extra money.
haha, just kidding.
.
only borders sells it though. and burned isnt sold in malaysia.
ive even looked in kino.
which sucks. because kino should have every book known to mankind.
 
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