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the ducati monster. *drool*

langkers

maybe i'll upload photos later.

maybe not. ive decided this blog isnt going to be personal, more for entertainment purposes. the topics may be from lie experiences, but not personal stuff. thats for the other blog. :)

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ANYHOO.

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in langkers, we passed this chinese coffee shop. rice, dishes, the like.

the irony?

the mother, father, aunties, uncles, kids etc were al drinking chinese tea.

the grandmother?

a bottle of carlsberg. what up. :D

literature.

Shortest Essay:
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An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
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1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
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The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' said the Queen, 'I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is...'

boomKAT

I came I saw I kick some ass
...The pain I cause it makes me laugh
......'Cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
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.............. Can't run can't hide there's no way out
... The sun will rise and it's about
............. Time for the wreckoning
........Time time for this girl to sing.
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....................Damn if I thought that you would change
..........And my life would stay the same
..................................And when you don't even care about me
..........You know, you don't give a damn
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.................Well things will come and things will go
...............................And one thing I know for sure is that
..You don't give a damn about me
............And so, I'm walking out the door
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...Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better practice your scream
Well you may not like your dreams..

the wreckoning

LMF

the end of p!nk's 'so what' goes 'ba da da duh da duh *raspberry*.'
my dad, my sisters and i were in the car, and i was singing along. after the song ended, i heard my dad try to blow a raspberry.
fail.

ABC tagg.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: no. not to say im taken, just not availble.
B - BIRTHDAY: dix mars. but you guys should have that memorised by now.
C - CRUSHING ON: not much.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: egg and blackcurrant and lemon. you have no idea.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: davina. love her.
F - FAVORITE SONG: at the mo', goodbye by air supply. :D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummi bars.
H - HOMETOWN: carlton
I - IN LOVE WITH: bananas. dont think dirty laaa.
J - JUGGLE: i juggle a social life with an education and a job.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: 'i kill because i care'
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: i forget.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: banana
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: deux
O - ONE WISH: more freedom
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: davina
R- REASON TO SMILE: blue ManU..haha.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: goodbye by air supply
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8.45 am. owh yeah.
V - VEGETABLE(S): celery. negative calories, you know.
W - WORST HABIT: nail biting. though my fingers are messed up already from craking my knuckles and playing bass that it doesnt really matter.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: im not sure.
Y – YOYOS ARE: apparently poor swimmers.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: pisces. i think thats how you spell it. its wicked, cos the symbol is like an H.

talk nerdy to me.

my brings all the nerds to the yard

and they're like,

you wanna trade cards

damn right i wanna trade cards

ill trade my pikachu, but not my charizard

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I know you want it,

the thing that makes me,

what the nerds go crazy for.

They beg their moms, for a pack of cards,

i think its time

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la la-la la la,

thundershock.

lala-lalala,

i need HP

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i can see you're on it,

you want me to teach the techniques

that freaks these nerds,

it can't be bought,

just know, cheaters get caught,

watch if your smart

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la la-la la la,flamethrower

la la-la la la,i need HP

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Once you evolved,everyone will look this way-so,

you must maintain your cards,

same time maintain your Hp,

just get the perfect blend,

plus what you have within,

then next his eyes are squint,

then he's picked up your gameplay

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lala-lalala,hydro blast

lala-lalala,The nerds are waiting

icurrentlyhaveastupidfetishforcoversletmeknowifyouknowofanygoodones.

LMF

Love My Family. Not FML.

LMF.

Just for those special times when my family is just so..
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At the Macker’s drive-thru-
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Woman at drive-thru window- “..and you also get this car sticker, and with it you can get a free packet of chips the next time you drive-thru a MacDonald outlet.”
Dad- “Yay.” LMF.

use correctly.

Irregardless. Missunderestimate. Of all the sudden. FML.

cow's udder excrement...

…moved in a quick motion to create a tasty beverage.
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My whipped ice dairy beverage brings the attention of the males to the back of my place of residence and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

revenge is a dish..

...best served with CRABS.
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not kidding. got someone who cheated on you? or someone who stole from you?
or just maybe someone that's really p***ed you off.
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one website and store in the US has the answer.
REVENGE CRABS. :D
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its hilarious, and REAL. they sell pubic crabs to you, you put them in your revengee's (?) clothes/bed/etc. they get the itch, and you get a laugh.
its completely legal, as they explain on the site, and its actually really worth the time just to check it out. the site is good fun to read, and has the dry humour of a 40 year old virgin. (no reference intended.)
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to top it all, they have field trip tours. FIELD TRIP TOURS. how much more awesome do you get? not just any tour, but a SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL TOUR.
true story, just go visit the site.
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so if you've p***ed me off in the near past, watch your back.

and yes, half a year IS in the near past. :D

'what?'

'i love you.'

:)

worst pickup line:

'dont worry, i'll pay for the abortions.'
-flight of the conchords.

nice.

lmao

i really almost did. what's up with google?

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after posting the 'mad libbing' post, the screen confirming my publish had an ad next to it. nothing wrong eh? you know how google uses key words to find 'relevant' ads?

here's relevant to you:

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(tyranosaurus rex, full size skeleton replica! buy now for only 20700 euro.)

if any of you guys want the link to buy this, just let me know. and if you have a house big enough to contain the full size replica, IM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND. :D kidding.

mad libbing

The Tyranosaurus Rex, or T-Rex, was known as the tissue of the dinosaur world. Its name meant "pissy king." The T- Rex was about 3.141529 feet tall- of the size of a four-story coconut. It was an atrocious meat-eater and even ate other learge dinosaurs. The T-Rex walked on its kabillion sturdy legs and had two doctorlike arms that were 1 feet long. It also had a large, bedazzling jaw that held its 4354354354 sharp teeth that it used for tearing fresh meat, and a brain the size of a barbie. But the T-Rex is probably best known for being a fierce hunter that would spazz its prey until they died.

Today I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was a hamster ball. FML.

that's what i call trust.

these people have so much trust that their product will live up to its claims that they put it into practice. this is a real ad, found in the streets of some city of whose name i am unable to recall.

the money is real, too. 3M security glass.

surplus of candy cannot be good.

famous amos (read: famous anus) is selling candy canes as we speak. its either that they want their customers to enjoy the sweet, red/white, curviness of the candy, or they have a massive surplus of lollies... i dont wanna think about it. :)
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i suppose thats one of the few times where there is such a thing as too much candy. :P

inappropriate gifts

people give christmassy gifts at christmas. (a duuh) okay, i get where the idea comes from, but what are we supposed to do with the gifts the rest of the year?
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example 1: santa/ snowman shaped mugs.
sure, it adds to the festive feel when you have guests over, but this only works around christmas time. what about in march? they just collect dust, looking completely out of place. a total waste of money, if you ask me.
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example 2: christmas themed clothing.

i actually have a top thats santa themed. yeah, hypocrite sitting right here. *v-shaped hand movement* (dont ask.) anyhoo, i can only wear it around christmas, or else i risk looking like a retard who doesnt know what month it is. :D (whats new?) but still, its a bummer, because it sits pretty well plus its made with quality. its a good top. ah well.

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so christmas themed presents, a no go if you want the person to use it all year round. unless its candy. that works well all year, unless its past its 'consume by' date. :D like candy canes.

evan rachel wood

was in across the universe alongside jim sturgess *love* and in king of california.

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king of california is a great movie, well worth checking it out.

After getting out of a mental institution, an unstable dad tries to convince his daughter (evan rachel wood) that there's buried treasure somewhere near their house.

her eyes are a crazy, beautiful blue. :D

world peace.

'fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity'.

if your name starts with A.

and you have facebook and you're my friend, IM SORRY.

haha, you know them stupid quizzes where you have to 'select 10 friends' to continue?

if your name's on top, imma click yo name.

too bad.

we start from the end

the toilet.

another reason why i love lygon street in melb. not only do they have awesome gelato, but they also have awesome public toilets.

a very futuristic looking porta-potty. :D

the light turns on at the appropriate box. its kinda like an elevator.

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note the loiter alarm. the doors automatically open after 10 minutes, so you really only have time to do your business, and not time to do anyone else, or to do drugs.

its dead freaky using it. there's this red LED digital timer opposite the toilet bowl that counts your 10 minutes down. i was basically shitting myself trying to hurry up, which didnt help.

smart government. :D

another reason why i love aus is the braille. so thoughtful of the government. :)

please bear with me..

the blog is currently under renovation.

imma revamp this baby, shove a couple fireworks into the cogs, pour liquids into the electrical components, and hopefully come back with a BIG BANG.

there's enough emo-ness and rants in the world, no need for me to add more. if the need arises, it'll be in another blog.

so there'll be changes over the next couple of days, but its still the same blog, just maybe an octave higher. this blog'll be my soprano/alto, while another will be set up for my tenor/bass.

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welcome back to retardation, ducky.

we've missed you.

:D

student & teacher

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

BOB : "HIJKLMNO! "

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

BOB : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : BOB, go to the map and find North America.

BOB : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : BOB!

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TEACHER : BOB, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BOB : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

BOB : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : BOB, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BOB : I is...

TEACHER : No, BOB. Always say, "I am."

BOB : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

BOB : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

BOB : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and oneis blue with red spots !

BOB: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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swt. =.="

shallow hal

a stupid movie, with a supposedly good moral about being shallow.

'dont judge a book by its cover' and whatnot.

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as a rule, i hate jack black. and gwyneth paltrow was never one of my favourites. especially in pink.

so maybe im just biased.

but the movie is as its title promises, shallow.

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the dude is hypnotised into seeing everyone for their inner beauty, falling in love with someone he sees as 'hot' when shes really a fatty. through a couple of incidents, he is unhypnotised and learns to love people for who they really are, and not for what they look like.

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out of 10, id give it a 3.

but then maybe its just jack black.

on racism..

'a gun sounds the same in every language.'

i seem to carry a lot of hatred around these days.

faust, midas and myself

I looked outside the glass

At golden shores

Golden ships and masts

With golden cords
As my reflection passed

I hated what I saw

My golden eyes were dead

And a thought passed through my head

A heart that is made of gold can't really beat at all

silly cliches

the customer is always right...

...unless you're a cop.

on travelling..

'make like a horse turd and hit the trail.'

not an indecent post.

'make like a bra and give support.'

secondhand.

im looking to buy an acoustic. just to muck around with. either secondhand or new. anyone know of a good model/brand to look for?
keeping in mind i have a really small budget.

ironic.

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

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And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

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A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic...don't you think

A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

-alanis morissette

wimbledon and sportsmanship.

federer won.
close match though, it could have gone either way.
federer with tons of aces, but unable to break roddick's serve, right up until the end. (correct me if im wrong)
so now federer has 15, passing sampras' 14. big whoop.
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but while federer was celebrating, roddick was sitting down, absolutely (and understandably) crushed emotionally. but he still had the sportsmanship to clap for federer. my utmost respect to him. no tantrums, no making excuses.
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like the commentator dude said, 'i wish roger would give roddick a pat on the back...oh...no, he didnt. but i really wish he had.'
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celebs watching the match included pete sampras, bjorn borg, john macenroe, woody allen, and sir alex ferguson.

next year, nadal. :)

jordin sparks

"you're on my heart, just like a tattoo.
...i'll always have you."
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um, ever heard of skin grafts?

you're replaceable, dont you forget it.

not an ad.

i love how its just you and me who know. :)
BLUE M&MS.
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no need to argue. :)

jimmy eat world

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Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on.
Just try your best,
Try everything you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.
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It just takes some time,
Little girl you're in the middle,
Of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine, everything, everything will be alright.

lovelovelovethissong.

just fyi.

' i got soul, but im not a soldier.'

motley crue!!!

recently finished reading their autobiography- the dirt.

its an really good book, despite the swearing and uncensored photos. its written by all of them,

but nikki sixx (bassist) and vince neil (lead vocals) seem to dominate.

a good read, but i only reccomend it if you like them, otherwise you'll probably find it dull.

nikki sixx is a kiss fan. :D

'ow yeah. SO LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT, AND PARTY EVERYDAY!'

actually, i doubt most of my reader(s) like this genre.

swim.

if swimming is supposed to give you a great figure, explain whales to me.
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me too.

xiao chou

the chinese are pretty smart.
xiao chou in mandarin (i dont know why i need to explain this to you) is 'clown' or if translated directly, 'little ugly'.
damn straight.
clowns are the ugliest, saddest, most pathetic, tragic beings.
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in my opinion.
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i guess you guys ae entitled to your own, so please dont go around saying, 'hannah blogs about stupid topics that she tries to pass of as the one and only truth.'
granted, i blog about stupid topics that no one really needs to know, but you guys are reading this by choice, yes?
i doubt anyone's behind you, going, 'if you dont read this blog imma KILL YOU.'
so dudes, fine, your opinion could be different from mine, but this is MY blog, so i blog about MY opinions. dont need your blankity-blank-blank nonsense here.
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and so in my opinion,
clowns suck. :D

and im hungry.

breathe slow.

I'm running out of patience

Cos I can't believe what the hell

I'm hearing

And speaking of hell

It don't compare to this heat

That I am feeling

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I love you too much

It shows

All my emotions go

Out of control

Good for you bad for me

When I can hardly see

From the tears that flow

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Can't forget to breathe slow

Count from one to ten

With my eyes closed

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Not gonna lie

Or even try

You've got my wheel spinning

And I ain't the one to show the gun

Cos that means you will be

Winning

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Somebody better hold me back

You're lucky I know how to act

I'm being calm and cool

But believe me you

It's taking everything to just

Breathe

Breathe

Breathe

i hate you.

anglais.

got- implies you received something at no cost to you. ie, for free.
traded- implies you gave something in exchange for another something. eg, pokemon cards (yes, lame. whatev)
bought- implies you exchanged money for something. like traded, except with official currency.

plastic baggies.

all the rage, not using plastic bags to help save the environment. but here's a few that are sure to be used again and again; not for environmental reasons, but because of the ingenius-ness of the design. :) (jenius)

BILLY MAYS!! :(

i doubt any of you guys know him, but he passed away on sunday, due to an unknown cause. he was the bomb in selling stuff, dead persuasive. RIP, billy mays.

i just thought he needed some publicity too, instead of all MJ-MJ-MJ.

Billy Mays left behind beloved wife and children, a 3-year-old daughter and a stepson in his 20s.

"His innovative role and impact on the growth and wide acceptance of direct response television cannot be overestimated or easily replaced; he was truly one of a kind," Khubani said in a statement.

breaking news (lol): a medical examiner in Tampa says Billy Mays had heart disease, and a day before his demise (lol) the plane he was on had a rough landing, and several hard objects hit him on the head. however, Mays came away from the accident none worse for wear, with no problems. he was also due for hip replacement surgery in the following weeks, but for obvious reasons, (again, lol) will not be able to go.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays

this is why im fat.

1. my favourite food is 'seconds'.

2. i open the fridge to look for food even when im not hungry.

3. i cant get enough of chocolate..

..or cookies..

..and i love them with full fat milk.

4. plus, i love crunchie bars.

aw well. just means more to work off. XP