TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? BOB : "HIJKLMNO! "
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BOB : Yesterday, you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : BOB, go to the map and find North America.
BOB : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : BOB!
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TEACHER : BOB, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BOB : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BOB : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : BOB, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BOB : I is...
TEACHER : No, BOB. Always say, "I am."
BOB : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BOB : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BOB : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and oneis blue with red spots !
BOB: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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swt. =.="
