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not kidding. got someone who cheated on you? or someone who stole from you?
or just maybe someone that's really p***ed you off.
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one website and store in the US has the answer.
REVENGE CRABS. :D
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its hilarious, and REAL. they sell pubic crabs to you, you put them in your revengee's (?) clothes/bed/etc. they get the itch, and you get a laugh.
its completely legal, as they explain on the site, and its actually really worth the time just to check it out. the site is good fun to read, and has the dry humour of a 40 year old virgin. (no reference intended.)
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to top it all, they have field trip tours. FIELD TRIP TOURS. how much more awesome do you get? not just any tour, but a SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL TOUR.
true story, just go visit the site.
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so if you've p***ed me off in the near past, watch your back.
and yes, half a year IS in the near past. :D
'what?'
'i love you.'
:)
