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The Tyranosaurus Rex, or T-Rex, was known as the tissue of the dinosaur world. Its name meant "pissy king." The T- Rex was about 3.141529 feet tall- of the size of a four-story coconut. It was an atrocious meat-eater and even ate other learge dinosaurs. The T-Rex walked on its kabillion sturdy legs and had two doctorlike arms that were 1 feet long. It also had a large, bedazzling jaw that held its 4354354354 sharp teeth that it used for tearing fresh meat, and a brain the size of a barbie. But the T-Rex is probably best known for being a fierce hunter that would spazz its prey until they died.
 
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