mola mola

Mola mola-

the sunfish

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my favourite species of fish.

really.

its so cute.

i didnt know that fish could be cute. until i saw this one.

then i fell in love with it.

haha.

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its apparently about me! so you guys can go have a look, and have a little anonymous rant about me. just like the owners of the blog. i seriously dont mind. its quite hilarious.
im loving the colour theme too. pink and blue. cant get much girlier than that.
no, that wasnt sarcasm you detected. im interested in this blog. otherwise i wouldnt advertise.
leave your comments. i'll be having another competition coming up soon, so watch this space for details.
no worries, this time it contains no hidden codes or anything. the prize wont be shoelaces again. i promise. =]
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and that reminds me. i know its pretty late to be doing this, since its been over a month...
but congrats to Matthew Lim for winning the previous competition.
he won a pair of shoelaces. haha, dont you wish you had won?
this time it'll be harder, with the prizes better and bigger.
anyone is welcome to participate.

sur le provoque.

you make me wanna lala

Rules of the lala tag:

1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.

2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.

3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.

4. NO tag backs!!!

okay. here goes my reputation haha, who am i kidding? what reputation? and i dont really care. =)

1. i have weird feet. (i bet all of you are gonna check the next time you see me.) this is all because of little known fact number 2. i also have high arches, the opposite of what jamie has. so i have these in-sole thingies for extra support that i have to put in my shoes. but they dont fit into my chucks. =(

2. i used to do ballet. but i quit the year before i started point shoe, because the better teacher left, and i hit puberty. it is so not fun doing ballet going through puberty. so those of you, who for some reason have great knowledge of when i hit puberty and what grade you do point shoe in ballet, would know that i stopped when i was 12-ish years old and was in grade 7 ballet.

3. i get along better with guys than girls. dont ask why. actually, i think i prefer it how if they have a problem with you, they say it straight out and deal with it immediately. even if it is violence. i hate the whole damn-she's-such-a-b****-lets-stab-her-in-the-back thing. its so cowardly. i dunno. maybe im generalising. but yeah, i generally get along better with guys. i suck at the whole giggly girl thing. but i do a mean good impression. =D

4. i love pesto. i'll eat it with bread, pasta... basil pesto's better than olive though. oh, and i love pate, but i cant stand liver. dont ask.

5. i wish i owned a pair of boxers. i have a pair of shorts that look like boxers, but not as comfy. not the girl boxers. they arent as nice. the guy ones are better. =P but worn as shorts, of course, not as boxers. i wore the guy boxers at a sleepover, when i didnt have enough clothes. they were clean, and didnt belong to a guy. so chill.

6. i have a slight OCD with money. i like them to all be in order in denomination, with all the heads facing the same way.

7. i relate everything to everything else not related to the object. like if you said cheese, i'd say french teacher. its all connected in my head, its just you wont see it.

8. i burp. yes, i know, who doesnt? but i dont find it disgusting. farting yes, burping no.

9. i love general maths. nerd alert! add maths can go away and die slowly in a corner.

10. i like to play with the wax from candles. birthday candles, tea candles from expensive dinner places, it doesnt matter. i'll end up blowing the flame out then playing with the wax once its cooled slightly. you can mould anything and create tiny candle things.

11. i have a really messy room. its just more cosy that way. i like how nothing is where it should be, but i know where everything is.

12. i shotgun everything. the game isnt limited for just the front seat in the car. i'll shotgun first to shower, i'll shotgun control of the remote control, i'll shotgun the last piece of chocolate.

13. i window shop via magazines. i'll go through my magazines, and pick the things that id get if i had the money, and total the price list up, just to see how much id spend if i really got all that i wanted from the mag.

14. i use pms and menstruation as an excuse. usually its valid. sometimes i just cant be bothered to do something. so then, BAM! 'sorry dude, i've got my period. some other time, yeah?' its like nature's way of getting out of stuff. haha. eh, when i used it recently, i was serious.its uncomfortable.

15. i love mexican food. tacos, fajitas, nachos...the list goes on. chili's is an awesome restaurant. i stay away from their refried beans though. their chicken fajita quesadillas are to die for. <3

i taggggggggg...

NOBODY! dont you love me? =P

*gag*

*splutters*

*snorts*

you wacko

yes, i have done this tag before, but some short (sorry, fun-sized) silly person went and tagged me. you smell. =P plus its late, so there wont be any nice colour theme thingies like usual.and no, i am unable to count.

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Three names you go by : Hannah, Banana, Hui Wen, NnahTanHa

Three screen names you have had : nattanha, hanner, hannah

Three physical things you like about yourself : my wrists, my eyes, and my 'abs'.lah-mahooo but i have to work for that. haha.

Three physical things you DON'T like about yourself : my thick thick hair, my big big thighs and my ballet-induced deformed feet.

Three parts of your heritage :chinese, honky (hong kong) and nowweigian.

Three things that scare you : cane toads. cane toads, cane toads.

Three of your everyday essentials: music (to play it), the ability to text, and music (to listen to it).

Three things you are wearing now : glasses, big black tee and boxers. comfyyyyyy.

Three of your favourite bands or musical arts : lady gaga, bullet for my valentine and the beatles.

Three of your favourite songs (right now) : hey jude, home sweet home, just dance.

Three things you want in a relationship : *skipped*

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you : *skipped*

Three of your hobbies : *skipped* just get to know me.

Three things you wanna do really badly right now : play softball, play foosball, go to the beach.

Three careers you're considering / considered before : doctor, air hostess (i just wanna push the trolley)

Three places you want to go on vacation : new zealand, manhattan island, australia.

Three things you want to do before you die : zorping, go on a shopping spree, see shan again.

Three ways that you are Stereotypical a girl/guy : i wear dresses although i dont necessarily like it, i wear high heels although i dont necessarily like it, and i play the bass guitar. no, wait. that's not stereotypical.

Five people that you would like to see take this quiz now : nobody. im sick of looking at this tag. its been done previously.

Jane Doe

i wanna fly.

jo, tett, ying, pei en, moi.

we're pretty fly.

lah-maooww.

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nickelback, avenged sevenfold, daughtry, bullet for my valentine, counting crows, paramore, motley crue, jo.

someday, warmness on the soul, over you, hearts burst into fire, accidentaly in love, misery business, home sweet home, you're f***ed.

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prom, ria, graduation, music festivals.

<3

jane doe.

we'll jo doe your ass.

have a seat

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hope it whacks you on the head, you poofter.

if being nicely sarcastic doesnt get my point across, maybe 'monsieur knuckle-sandwich' will help.

get a life, seriously. have you nothing better to do than to pull my hair and pretend it wasnt you? do you get a high out of it? here, let me try. i'll pull from the front. maybe then you'll actually get a forehead. and it wont be stabbing you in the back.

i'll get you straight in your face honey.

here come the drums.

forget vans

these rock harder.

hoodies and jeans

skinny jeans, skate shoes and hoodies.

awesome.

$$$

I wanna go shopping.

for nothing in particular.

just to go and try on a few dresses, pants tops.

maybe get one or two.

wanna come?

stupid english dialogue.

Practice exam question: we were given two passages with information on it and had to complete the following task. i got fed up towards the end. dont worry, i didnt actually hand this in. i had to go back and edit it.
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...Write an extract from the transcript of a TV show called 'Mind Power'. The guests are Dr Allen and Dr Wiseman. They are sharing their experience and views on the way the human mind responds to external stimulus.
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(half a page down)
Dr W: It amazed me that Laughlab produced such a huge response from the international public.
Dr A: True, although they could have been using it to gain a few more jokes for future reference.
Dr W: Are you trying to tell me that Laughlab's results are nothing but a few people simply looking for more jokes?
Dr A: Well, yes. In fact, i am saying that Laughlab is nothing but but a joke- no pun intended. It is a sorry excuse for a job, and it will benefit nobody, no matter what the results show. Who cares that ducks are considered the funniest animal in the world? Who cares that women tend to enjoy jokes with wordplay in them, but men prefer violent jokes at another person's expense? Your company is tragic. Tragic, sad, and a waste of the government's money.
Dr W: Yeah? Well i dont like your tie. I think it make your neck look fat.
Dr A: A well thought out comeback, mummy's boy.
*both stand up*
Dr W: You wanna piece of me, be-yotch? Bring it on!
Dr A: Come then. I'll own your ass anyday.
*Dr W runs towards Dr A in an attempt to attack him*
*Dr A pulls out a handgun*
Dr A: DIE YOU MOFO ASS WIPE!
*shoots Dr W in the head*
Dr A: GG! :D
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no, i dont usually swear like that, and it wasnt based on a true story. i just simply got so sick of writing essays. and i really hated the Dr Wiseman guy. you have to have read the passages given. he's such a poofter.

biology

doing the reproductive system...
my teacher is different. but she tells everything like it is.
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"sorry guys, you cant come and go at the same time."

XP

I'LL LET YOU THINK WHAT YOU WILL.

Why?

Why is it when girls hang out with guys they're hardcore, but when guys hang out with girls they're gay?
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Why is it acceptable for girls to dress like guys, but unacceptable for guys to dress like girls?
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Why?
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Why?
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"Why when i blow the paper, it go up?"

how cool...

... would it be if you were ambidextrous?

.i have an english paper next year that's gonna be 2 hours 45 minutes.

During that time, i'll be expected to write 3 essays, each about a side and a half.

During that time, i'll be killing my right hand while my brain thinks too fast for my hand to cope with, making my handwriting a complete mess of illegible scribbles, which will end with a FAIL.

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I am contemplating teaching myself how to write with my left hand. haha, like that'll ever happen. but it would sure be useful.

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Right hand in pain?

Still have 2 more essays to complete before the end of the exam?

No worries! being ambidextrous will solve all of your poroblems.

Simply change the pen from your right hand into your left hand and continue you essay!

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pfft.

i wish.

black bickies.

i love love love oreos. but they make your mouth go black. oreo is a loner cookie. to be eaten alone. black speckled teeth are not attractive. and its black, which makes it emo. emos are loners, usually.peanut butter and chocolate ones are good. =D but the awesomest by far is the double stuf. waay good.

loo jamie to backwards talk lets =]

frisbeeeeeeee play go wanna i

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hannah= hannah =D thing backwards whole the ruin i

jamie= eimaj too boring kinda one this

lawrence= ecnerwal

rebecca= acceber

jo hann= nnah oj

hayley= yelyah

joshua= auhsoj why ask dont sausage', 'oh of me reminds

jun jin= nij nuj the coolest yet.

matthew= wehttam this. added and went jamie but team, worship the just was

sour candy.

BLUE <3

New Uniform!

i seem to have a thing for short posts at the moment. oh well. deal.

DY really wants a uniform day in church where we all wear our uniform. the problem is the 'we ALL wear uniform'. what would the college people wear?

and some school dont have the most flattering uniforms.

take my school's uniform. ugly batik design shirt with stiff-as khaki (or so we're told) skorts. that's skirt and shorts mixed. and CLHS has shorts.

not something i wanna see on a sunday morning. =D

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but i guess you could customise them. like this person did:

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except i'd go for a darker shade of blue.

niaR

'...rain drops keep falling on my head. Just like the guy's whose feet were too big for his bed, nothing seems to fit...'

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its not raining now. in fact its really sunny. but i want it to rain. i love the rain. oh yes, i do. love love love it.

circle, heart, square, triangle

Michelle, Kritporn, Vidushi et moi.
this is from year 7..standard 6 to you. i found the photo when i was clearing out my folder.
brings back so many memories... Maroon5 in the art room, My Humps, Sushianity, turtles, writing on the ceiling, ko bor yeun pikachu stickers everywhere.. =D
we were the awesomest.

WARNING!

season 5 'sort-of' spoilers. just the better quotes from the first episode.

i havent watched any of this season yet. i kinda ruined it for myself. or i could blame wikiquotes...

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Dying Changes Everything (5.01)
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Dr. Cuddy: When was the last time you talked to him?
Dr. House: I think it was after... when did his girlfriend die? He wanted time alone I considered being a horrendous pain in the ass but I didn't want to step on your turf.
Dr. Foreman: We just got a call from Patty Mishner from Womens majority, the womens rights...
Dr. Cuddy: We know who she is.
Dr. House: I dated her. Well not really dated her more metaphorically raped her by having a penis. [To Foreman] You did too.
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Wilson: I just need a change of scenery.
House: Buy a plant!

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[Cuddy forces Wilson and House to discuss their relationship]
Dr. Cuddy: Talk to each other.
Dr. House: [turns to Wilson]... How you doing? Good?
Dr. Wilson: Fine, thanks.
[Both try to leave]
Dr. Cuddy: Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh! Sit!
[Both return to the sofa]
Dr. Cuddy: See? The two of you are friends. Look how you both...
Dr. House: ... think you're an idiot. We both also eat with forks. That doesn't really prove...
Dr. Cuddy: Talk to him! Tell him how you feel of what he's doing.
Dr. House: I told him he's an idiot.
Dr. Cuddy: Tell him what you think about him leaving.
Dr. House: I think he's an idiot.
Dr. Cuddy: You're an idiot: he's in pain, and your response is just to emotionally blackmail him!
Dr. House: You told me what your position is on that one. You're against it, right?
Dr. Wilson: She hasn't told you in front of me. She needs to prove she's on my side.
Dr. Cuddy: [referring to Wilson] Go to hell!
Dr. House: So much for that theory.

kangaroo paw.

i changed my mind. so what's new? tiger lilies, not nice no more.

my new favourite flower- the kangaroo paw flower.

...murder

The Red Rum of a Silver Bullet <3

(in case you dont get it, try spelling red rum backwards.)

Carlton Drought

this is a very big ad.
this is also one of the reasons why i love australians. they're straightforward. no mucking around or beating around the bush. no hidden terms of conditions.
just carlton drought beer, baby.
(no, im not advertising beer. i just like this ad.)
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Rising Five

Norman Nicholson
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"I'm rising five," he said,
"Not four," and the little coils of hair
Un-clicked themselves upon his head.
His spectacles, brimfull of eyes to stare
At me and the meadow, reflected cones of light
Above his toffee-buckled cheeks. He'd been alive
Fifty-six months or perhaps a week more:
..........................................................................not four,
But rising five.
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Around him in the field of spring
Bubbled and doubled; buds unbottoned; shoot
And stem shook out the creases from their frills,
And every tree was swilled with green.
It was the season after blossoming,
Before the forming of the fruit:
.......................................................not May,
But rising June.
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.............................And in the sky
The dust dissected tangential light:
..............................................................not day,
But rising night;
.............................not now,
But rising soon.
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The new buds push the old leaves from the bough.
We drop our youth behind us like a boy
Throwing away his toffee wrappers. We never see the flower,
But only the fruit in the flower; never the fruit,
But only the rot in the fruit. We look for the marrige bed
In the baby's cradle, we look for the grave in the bed:
..............................................................................................not living,
But rising dead.

male mammaries. *chokes*

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, OR BECOME SELF CONSCIOUS QUICKER THAN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD. THIS POST IS ONLY FOR FUN. THIS POST MAY CONTAIN DISTURBING IMAGES.
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they're called man boobs. or gynecomastia.except that's a disease. im just talking about guys having boobs in general.
they're also disgusting. guys should be guys. not half guy half girl. (she-males)
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example 1-

okay, so the guy's a bit chubby, therefore he has a 'valid' reason. but doesnt that repulse you so bad?i googled it (im impartial to Google, in case you havent noticed) and this was the result. i seriously gagged. ew ew ew ew.
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okay, now for
example 2-

this dude isnt fat, or even remotely chubby. this is thekinda guy who you'd expect for them to say, 'hey look, i can make my nipples dance'. okay, not really. i just saw 50 first dates recently, you cant blame me. retarded movie. dont watch it.

back on topic...that is sick. lol, his 6pack looks fake-o too. but that's not related.

guys, sorry if this post has offended you, given you nightmares, made you self conscious. i did warn you. its just an impulse post that was created to relieve stress and to express my opinion on the subject of man boobs. but whatever.

the blonde bond?!

ew. no.

this post says it all.

she should thank me for the advertising space. =P

but seriously. i totally agree.

Daniel Craig is ew-ness to the max. no, actually he's okay. no, i dont like him. but i dont hate him.

just go read the post. it says it all.

MO'- changing the face of men's health

HAPPY MOVEMBER!!!
(yeah, i spelt it right, its not a typo)
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What?
Movember (the month formerly known as November) is an annual charity event held during November. At the start of Movember guys register with a clean shaven face. The Movember participants, known as Mo Bros, have the remainder of the month to grow and groom their Mo, raising money along the way to benefit men's health - specifically prostate cancer and male depression.
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It ends on November 30th. The bro with the best mo is crowned the Man of Movember.
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But it' s not all fun and games, so why the extreme behavior? Which ever way we look at it, men are far less healthy than women. The average life expectancy for men is five years less than for women.
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Why?
Men lack awareness about the very real health issues they face.
There is an attitude that they have to be tough - "a real man" - and are reluctant to see a doctor about an illness or go for regular medical checks.
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Movember aims to change these attitudes and make men's health fun by putting the Mo back on the face of fashion and in the process raise some serious funds for key men's health issues.
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Prostate Cancer: because every year thousands of men die of prostate cancer [ Find out more ]. .
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Depression in Men: because one in six men experience depression at any given time but most don't seek help.

my school is doing it...the teachers are growing their mo's for charity. the students sponsor them. a few of the students are doing it too..

This of course led to some jokes about which female teacher would be joining Movember too. We all know which teacher. She would win if it was a competition. Seriously is the Bearded lady. since she's such a bad teacher, i guess at least she has the circus life to fall back on if she gets fired.But she wont, because our 'acting' principal wont fire her. he'll fire all the good teachers. but that's another topic.

If you guys would like to know more, go to their website.

the whole world is taking part. UK, US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, Ireland...dudes, grow a mo'. increase prostate cancer awareness. <3

obama!

that dude has a real cool name. oh-bah-ma. owe-bae-mah. o-bamm-mer.

he won.

owh yeah.

*flush*

'...and danger's my middle name'

'i thought it was leslie..'

know what's insane?

this.

so insane.

funn movie

you know them movies that are so completely pointless and mindless that it's actually pretty cool?

here's a few of them.
mafia
hot fuzz
blades of glory.

blades of glory, by far the stupidest.

Chaz-'the night is dark for me'

McElroy-'its dark for eveyone, stupid.'

Chaz-'not for people in Alaska, with night vision goggles.'

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Chaz-'they were laughing at armstrong. but look now, he's on the moon. laughing at them.'

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great movies, all of them. another is napoleon dynamite. but that one's so stupid it makes ****** look smart.

dont even bother with that one.

the others are well worthwhile. so if you people are bored this holidays, go watch these. seriously. for some brainless stupid fun.

the beach.

fun-ness.
really. fun-ness.
wish it could have gone on.
but all good things must come to an end.
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what a stupid cliche.