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I came I saw I kick some ass
...The pain I cause it makes me laugh
......'Cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
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.............. Can't run can't hide there's no way out
... The sun will rise and it's about
............. Time for the wreckoning
........Time time for this girl to sing.
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....................Damn if I thought that you would change
..........And my life would stay the same
..................................And when you don't even care about me
..........You know, you don't give a damn
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.................Well things will come and things will go
...............................And one thing I know for sure is that
..You don't give a damn about me
............And so, I'm walking out the door
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...Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better practice your scream
Well you may not like your dreams..

the wreckoning

LMF

the end of p!nk's 'so what' goes 'ba da da duh da duh *raspberry*.'
my dad, my sisters and i were in the car, and i was singing along. after the song ended, i heard my dad try to blow a raspberry.
fail.

ABC tagg.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: no. not to say im taken, just not availble.
B - BIRTHDAY: dix mars. but you guys should have that memorised by now.
C - CRUSHING ON: not much.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: egg and blackcurrant and lemon. you have no idea.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: davina. love her.
F - FAVORITE SONG: at the mo', goodbye by air supply. :D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummi bars.
H - HOMETOWN: carlton
I - IN LOVE WITH: bananas. dont think dirty laaa.
J - JUGGLE: i juggle a social life with an education and a job.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: 'i kill because i care'
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: i forget.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: banana
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: deux
O - ONE WISH: more freedom
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: davina
R- REASON TO SMILE: blue ManU..haha.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: goodbye by air supply
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8.45 am. owh yeah.
V - VEGETABLE(S): celery. negative calories, you know.
W - WORST HABIT: nail biting. though my fingers are messed up already from craking my knuckles and playing bass that it doesnt really matter.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: im not sure.
Y – YOYOS ARE: apparently poor swimmers.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: pisces. i think thats how you spell it. its wicked, cos the symbol is like an H.

talk nerdy to me.

my brings all the nerds to the yard

and they're like,

you wanna trade cards

damn right i wanna trade cards

ill trade my pikachu, but not my charizard

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I know you want it,

the thing that makes me,

what the nerds go crazy for.

They beg their moms, for a pack of cards,

i think its time

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la la-la la la,

thundershock.

lala-lalala,

i need HP

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i can see you're on it,

you want me to teach the techniques

that freaks these nerds,

it can't be bought,

just know, cheaters get caught,

watch if your smart

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la la-la la la,flamethrower

la la-la la la,i need HP

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Once you evolved,everyone will look this way-so,

you must maintain your cards,

same time maintain your Hp,

just get the perfect blend,

plus what you have within,

then next his eyes are squint,

then he's picked up your gameplay

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lala-lalala,hydro blast

lala-lalala,The nerds are waiting

icurrentlyhaveastupidfetishforcoversletmeknowifyouknowofanygoodones.

LMF

Love My Family. Not FML.

LMF.

Just for those special times when my family is just so..
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At the Macker’s drive-thru-
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Woman at drive-thru window- “..and you also get this car sticker, and with it you can get a free packet of chips the next time you drive-thru a MacDonald outlet.”
Dad- “Yay.” LMF.

use correctly.

Irregardless. Missunderestimate. Of all the sudden. FML.

cow's udder excrement...

…moved in a quick motion to create a tasty beverage.
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My whipped ice dairy beverage brings the attention of the males to the back of my place of residence and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

revenge is a dish..

...best served with CRABS.
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not kidding. got someone who cheated on you? or someone who stole from you?
or just maybe someone that's really p***ed you off.
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one website and store in the US has the answer.
REVENGE CRABS. :D
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its hilarious, and REAL. they sell pubic crabs to you, you put them in your revengee's (?) clothes/bed/etc. they get the itch, and you get a laugh.
its completely legal, as they explain on the site, and its actually really worth the time just to check it out. the site is good fun to read, and has the dry humour of a 40 year old virgin. (no reference intended.)
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to top it all, they have field trip tours. FIELD TRIP TOURS. how much more awesome do you get? not just any tour, but a SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL TOUR.
true story, just go visit the site.
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so if you've p***ed me off in the near past, watch your back.

and yes, half a year IS in the near past. :D

'what?'

'i love you.'

:)

worst pickup line:

'dont worry, i'll pay for the abortions.'
-flight of the conchords.

nice.

lmao

i really almost did. what's up with google?

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after posting the 'mad libbing' post, the screen confirming my publish had an ad next to it. nothing wrong eh? you know how google uses key words to find 'relevant' ads?

here's relevant to you:

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(tyranosaurus rex, full size skeleton replica! buy now for only 20700 euro.)

if any of you guys want the link to buy this, just let me know. and if you have a house big enough to contain the full size replica, IM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND. :D kidding.

mad libbing

The Tyranosaurus Rex, or T-Rex, was known as the tissue of the dinosaur world. Its name meant "pissy king." The T- Rex was about 3.141529 feet tall- of the size of a four-story coconut. It was an atrocious meat-eater and even ate other learge dinosaurs. The T-Rex walked on its kabillion sturdy legs and had two doctorlike arms that were 1 feet long. It also had a large, bedazzling jaw that held its 4354354354 sharp teeth that it used for tearing fresh meat, and a brain the size of a barbie. But the T-Rex is probably best known for being a fierce hunter that would spazz its prey until they died.

Today I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was a hamster ball. FML.

that's what i call trust.

these people have so much trust that their product will live up to its claims that they put it into practice. this is a real ad, found in the streets of some city of whose name i am unable to recall.

the money is real, too. 3M security glass.

surplus of candy cannot be good.

famous amos (read: famous anus) is selling candy canes as we speak. its either that they want their customers to enjoy the sweet, red/white, curviness of the candy, or they have a massive surplus of lollies... i dont wanna think about it. :)
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i suppose thats one of the few times where there is such a thing as too much candy. :P

inappropriate gifts

people give christmassy gifts at christmas. (a duuh) okay, i get where the idea comes from, but what are we supposed to do with the gifts the rest of the year?
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example 1: santa/ snowman shaped mugs.
sure, it adds to the festive feel when you have guests over, but this only works around christmas time. what about in march? they just collect dust, looking completely out of place. a total waste of money, if you ask me.
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example 2: christmas themed clothing.

i actually have a top thats santa themed. yeah, hypocrite sitting right here. *v-shaped hand movement* (dont ask.) anyhoo, i can only wear it around christmas, or else i risk looking like a retard who doesnt know what month it is. :D (whats new?) but still, its a bummer, because it sits pretty well plus its made with quality. its a good top. ah well.

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so christmas themed presents, a no go if you want the person to use it all year round. unless its candy. that works well all year, unless its past its 'consume by' date. :D like candy canes.

evan rachel wood

was in across the universe alongside jim sturgess *love* and in king of california.

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king of california is a great movie, well worth checking it out.

After getting out of a mental institution, an unstable dad tries to convince his daughter (evan rachel wood) that there's buried treasure somewhere near their house.

her eyes are a crazy, beautiful blue. :D

world peace.

'fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity'.

if your name starts with A.

and you have facebook and you're my friend, IM SORRY.

haha, you know them stupid quizzes where you have to 'select 10 friends' to continue?

if your name's on top, imma click yo name.

too bad.

we start from the end

the toilet.

another reason why i love lygon street in melb. not only do they have awesome gelato, but they also have awesome public toilets.

a very futuristic looking porta-potty. :D

the light turns on at the appropriate box. its kinda like an elevator.

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note the loiter alarm. the doors automatically open after 10 minutes, so you really only have time to do your business, and not time to do anyone else, or to do drugs.

its dead freaky using it. there's this red LED digital timer opposite the toilet bowl that counts your 10 minutes down. i was basically shitting myself trying to hurry up, which didnt help.

smart government. :D

another reason why i love aus is the braille. so thoughtful of the government. :)

please bear with me..

the blog is currently under renovation.

imma revamp this baby, shove a couple fireworks into the cogs, pour liquids into the electrical components, and hopefully come back with a BIG BANG.

there's enough emo-ness and rants in the world, no need for me to add more. if the need arises, it'll be in another blog.

so there'll be changes over the next couple of days, but its still the same blog, just maybe an octave higher. this blog'll be my soprano/alto, while another will be set up for my tenor/bass.

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welcome back to retardation, ducky.

we've missed you.

:D