boomKAT

I came I saw I kick some ass
...The pain I cause it makes me laugh
......'Cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
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.............. Can't run can't hide there's no way out
... The sun will rise and it's about
............. Time for the wreckoning
........Time time for this girl to sing.
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....................Damn if I thought that you would change
..........And my life would stay the same
..................................And when you don't even care about me
..........You know, you don't give a damn
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.................Well things will come and things will go
...............................And one thing I know for sure is that
..You don't give a damn about me
............And so, I'm walking out the door
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...Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better practice your scream
Well you may not like your dreams..

the wreckoning

LMF

the end of p!nk's 'so what' goes 'ba da da duh da duh *raspberry*.'
my dad, my sisters and i were in the car, and i was singing along. after the song ended, i heard my dad try to blow a raspberry.
fail.

ABC tagg.

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: no. not to say im taken, just not availble.
B - BIRTHDAY: dix mars. but you guys should have that memorised by now.
C - CRUSHING ON: not much.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: egg and blackcurrant and lemon. you have no idea.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: davina. love her.
F - FAVORITE SONG: at the mo', goodbye by air supply. :D
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummi bars.
H - HOMETOWN: carlton
I - IN LOVE WITH: bananas. dont think dirty laaa.
J - JUGGLE: i juggle a social life with an education and a job.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: 'i kill because i care'
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: i forget.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: banana
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: deux
O - ONE WISH: more freedom
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: davina
R- REASON TO SMILE: blue ManU..haha.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: goodbye by air supply
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8.45 am. owh yeah.
V - VEGETABLE(S): celery. negative calories, you know.
W - WORST HABIT: nail biting. though my fingers are messed up already from craking my knuckles and playing bass that it doesnt really matter.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: im not sure.
Y – YOYOS ARE: apparently poor swimmers.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: pisces. i think thats how you spell it. its wicked, cos the symbol is like an H.

talk nerdy to me.

my brings all the nerds to the yard

and they're like,

you wanna trade cards

damn right i wanna trade cards

ill trade my pikachu, but not my charizard

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I know you want it,

the thing that makes me,

what the nerds go crazy for.

They beg their moms, for a pack of cards,

i think its time

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la la-la la la,

thundershock.

lala-lalala,

i need HP

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i can see you're on it,

you want me to teach the techniques

that freaks these nerds,

it can't be bought,

just know, cheaters get caught,

watch if your smart

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la la-la la la,flamethrower

la la-la la la,i need HP

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Once you evolved,everyone will look this way-so,

you must maintain your cards,

same time maintain your Hp,

just get the perfect blend,

plus what you have within,

then next his eyes are squint,

then he's picked up your gameplay

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lala-lalala,hydro blast

lala-lalala,The nerds are waiting

icurrentlyhaveastupidfetishforcoversletmeknowifyouknowofanygoodones.

LMF

Love My Family. Not FML.

LMF.

Just for those special times when my family is just so..
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At the Macker’s drive-thru-
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Woman at drive-thru window- “..and you also get this car sticker, and with it you can get a free packet of chips the next time you drive-thru a MacDonald outlet.”
Dad- “Yay.” LMF.

use correctly.

Irregardless. Missunderestimate. Of all the sudden. FML.

cow's udder excrement...

…moved in a quick motion to create a tasty beverage.
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My whipped ice dairy beverage brings the attention of the males to the back of my place of residence and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

revenge is a dish..

...best served with CRABS.
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not kidding. got someone who cheated on you? or someone who stole from you?
or just maybe someone that's really p***ed you off.
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one website and store in the US has the answer.
REVENGE CRABS. :D
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its hilarious, and REAL. they sell pubic crabs to you, you put them in your revengee's (?) clothes/bed/etc. they get the itch, and you get a laugh.
its completely legal, as they explain on the site, and its actually really worth the time just to check it out. the site is good fun to read, and has the dry humour of a 40 year old virgin. (no reference intended.)
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to top it all, they have field trip tours. FIELD TRIP TOURS. how much more awesome do you get? not just any tour, but a SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL TOUR.
true story, just go visit the site.
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so if you've p***ed me off in the near past, watch your back.

and yes, half a year IS in the near past. :D

'what?'

'i love you.'

:)

worst pickup line:

'dont worry, i'll pay for the abortions.'
-flight of the conchords.

nice.

lmao

i really almost did. what's up with google?

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after posting the 'mad libbing' post, the screen confirming my publish had an ad next to it. nothing wrong eh? you know how google uses key words to find 'relevant' ads?

here's relevant to you:

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(tyranosaurus rex, full size skeleton replica! buy now for only 20700 euro.)

if any of you guys want the link to buy this, just let me know. and if you have a house big enough to contain the full size replica, IM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND. :D kidding.

mad libbing

The Tyranosaurus Rex, or T-Rex, was known as the tissue of the dinosaur world. Its name meant "pissy king." The T- Rex was about 3.141529 feet tall- of the size of a four-story coconut. It was an atrocious meat-eater and even ate other learge dinosaurs. The T-Rex walked on its kabillion sturdy legs and had two doctorlike arms that were 1 feet long. It also had a large, bedazzling jaw that held its 4354354354 sharp teeth that it used for tearing fresh meat, and a brain the size of a barbie. But the T-Rex is probably best known for being a fierce hunter that would spazz its prey until they died.

Today I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was a hamster ball. FML.