BILLY MAYS!! :(

i doubt any of you guys know him, but he passed away on sunday, due to an unknown cause. he was the bomb in selling stuff, dead persuasive. RIP, billy mays.

i just thought he needed some publicity too, instead of all MJ-MJ-MJ.

Billy Mays left behind beloved wife and children, a 3-year-old daughter and a stepson in his 20s.

"His innovative role and impact on the growth and wide acceptance of direct response television cannot be overestimated or easily replaced; he was truly one of a kind," Khubani said in a statement.

breaking news (lol): a medical examiner in Tampa says Billy Mays had heart disease, and a day before his demise (lol) the plane he was on had a rough landing, and several hard objects hit him on the head. however, Mays came away from the accident none worse for wear, with no problems. he was also due for hip replacement surgery in the following weeks, but for obvious reasons, (again, lol) will not be able to go.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays

this is why im fat.

1. my favourite food is 'seconds'.

2. i open the fridge to look for food even when im not hungry.

3. i cant get enough of chocolate..

..or cookies..

..and i love them with full fat milk.

4. plus, i love crunchie bars.

aw well. just means more to work off. XP

vegans.

i didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

speaking of which..

where there's a will...

...i hope im in it. :)

RIP -outdated, like me.

writer and singer of tons of songs, some crazy good, some crazy bad, and some just crazy.

here's what some fans did at their wedding. pretty cool, but the quality of dance isnt that good. fun, all the same. :)

i hope he's written his will. :P

loverly

i dont suffer from insanity, i love every minute of it.

on exercising...

why exercise and punish my body...

...for something my mouth did?

i love my dog.

(photo credit to hayley)

'to err is human. to forgive, canine.'

i love my dog.

food for thought

melted ice cream qualifies as a liquid diet.

durian

another lame joke.

why did the blonde stare at the box of orange juice?

because it said 'concentrate'.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. laugh, foo'.

the last supper

its a good movie, shown a while back on or or . not important.

its about a group of people who kill unwanted visitors by poisoning them then burying them in the backyard. i forget their motives, but they grow tomato plants on the soil where the bodies were buried, and the plants flourish. i wont give away the ending, but its a good movie, if a little creepy.

stars cameron diaz, ron eldard, annabeth gish, jonathan penner and courtney b. vince.

enjoy. :)

THE BIG FACEOFF!!!

of polos...

...vs. tshirts...

...vs. dress shirts.

YOU AS A READER DECIDES!!!

yes i know, LAME, but vodeva.
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i know what my opinion is, but im curious as to what you guys think. this is on the opposite sex/gender, so ladies, which is more attractive or preferable on dudes, and vice versa.
leave your vote in the comment box, anonymously if you want.
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i'll probably have a poll a month, but we'll see how this goes.
i know there isnt much incentive to vote, there arent any prizes of whatnot. but it doesnt take up too much of your time, and i guess this specific poll doesnt require much thought. :)

lame joke #(i forgot.)

why did the one-handed man cross the road?

...to get to the second-hand shop.

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BADABOOM.

workout

i need muscles.

i wanna get fit.

i annoy myself when i look in the mirror, and so instead of being them people who stand there and complain, i will do something about it. i have another incentive too. :)

gym at least 3 times a week, stairmaster thingy at home, swimming hopefully regularly (as far as being a female allows), sports on sunday (which doesnt count, really) and sit-ups and push-ups at home.

damn.

at the end of the 3 months id better see a difference. lol.

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dieting right would help, but trying to be realistic, with all this eating out with friends, i'll just have to work out more. i love food too much.

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my retardedly ridiculous aim: (except mybe less butt :) )

i dont wanna look like a rectangular box in a swimsuit or whatever. i want definition.

pfft.

no willpower.

watching 'the biggest loser' helps sorta. im at my ideal weight, borderline 100 pounds.

watching my sister doesnt help. shes the same height basically, so i should be the same size. she's skinnier, and more muscular. we fit the same sizes, it just doesnt fit as well. :(

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green -kinis

if a mankini is worn by a man,

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who wears bikinis? XD

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i can almost hear you guys salivating. hope you chickadees arent. star troopers arent the schmexiest beings in the world, and i dont think any of my readers are bi..

silly movie

4 things you never knew..

4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.. Check out the things that you can do with it:
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FIRST
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
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SECOND
Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry?
This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the boot).
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THIRD
Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#, your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
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FOURTH
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
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hope this helps..

shantini, i miss you.

xx

im coming back

im coming back to the heart of worship, and it's all about You, it's all about You, Jesus.

im sorry, Lord for the things i've made it, when it's all about You, it's all about You, Jesus.

isaiah 1

15 When you spread out your hands in prayer, I will hide my eyes from you; even if you offer many prayers, I will not listen. Your hands are full of blood; 16 wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight! Stop doing wrong, 17 learn to do right! Seek justice, encourage the oppressed. Defend the cause of the fatherless, plead the case of the widow.

18 "Come now, let us reason together,"says the Lord. "Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.

19 If you are willing and obedient, you will eat from the best of the land; 20 but if you resist and rebel, you will be devoured by the mouth of the sword."

lame joke1

how do you get pikachu onto a bus? POKEMON! (poke-him-on)

the script

I may not have the softest touch

I may not say the words as such

And though I may not look like much

I'm yours

And though my edges may be rough

And never feel I'm quite enough

It may not seem like very much

But I'm yours

xx

deep purple

COME ON! (DYU DOO DOO) COME ON! (DYU DOO DOO)

LET'S GO SPACE TRUCKIN'!

triangle.

equilateral, isoceles, scalene.

no one likes triangles when they involve relationships.

HAHA.

elections..outdated i know.

enjoy, sweeties.

i call dibs

lol.

joke lah. zachary quinto.

but i must say, he's better looking than danny gokey, robert patt-head or any other lame guy you ladies are drooling over.

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except hugh jackman.

lol

forget blue eyes, grey eyes, green eyes.

brown eyes rock.

comedy court

this is awesome.
watch, laugh, then go share. (yes, i know its dead outdated, but its never too late to poke fun at POLLY-TIKS)
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LINGHAM'S DEVIL CURRY. hawt.

yo mum was pretty hawt too.

xx

btw.

(cos im just THAT cool, that i use abbreviations..)
kiss rocks.

auditions

WHAT IS THE RUDDY POINT OF HAVING AUDITIONS IF YOU AREN'T LOOKING FOR TALENT?

yeah, sure, just pick the people who wont be back to sing. EVEN IF THEY OBVIOUSLY CANT.

turds.

next year, DONT FREAKING WASTE MY TIME.

xx

woah again,

i did 22 posts in a day. suck on THAT.

you know your mum did.

tune for the poparazzi

lol, everyone's been spelling 'poparazzi' wrong

This is a tune for the poparazzi,
The who's whos and so and so's.
This is a tune for the grated images of Marilyn Monroe.

This is a tune for the late Nirvana,

The teen spirit of rock-and-roll.

This is a tune for the velvet Elvis' on the 90210.

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me sorta looking down.

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me looking retarded.

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me trying to look cool.

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me trying to hold in fart and not succeeding.lol.

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me hugging someone.

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me being too close to the camera.

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me in black and white.

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me in the newspaper.

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me behind bars.

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lol. bet i scared you for a sec.

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me with proof that im hot. jk.

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as usual, i tag no one, in the fading hope that tags will be forever demolished.

i reckon this tag was created by someone who was just a major cam-whore.

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happy jamie? :)

maya angelou

When I say... "I am a Christian"

I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'."

I'm whispering "I was lost,

Now I'm found and forgiven."

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When I say... "I am a Christian"

I don't speak of this with pride.

I'm confessing that I stumble

And need Christ to be my guide.

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When I say... "I am a Christian"

I'm not trying to be strong.

I'm professing that I'm weak

And need His strength to carry on..

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When I say... "I am a Christian"

I'm not bragging of success.

I'm admitting I have failed

And need God to clean my mess.

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When I say... "I am a Christian"

I'm not claiming to be perfect,

My flaws are far too visible

But, God believes I am worth it.

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When I say.... "I am a Christian"

I still feel the sting of pain.

I have my share of heartaches

So I call upon His name.

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When I say.... "I am a Christian"

I'm not holier than thou,

I'm just a simple sinner

Who received God's good grace, somehow!

family guy

stewie griffin- 'whether you think you can or you cant, you're right'x

dirty rotten scoundrels

it is better to be truthful and kind, than not.

the nanny

' you'd have to wear a strait jacket to feel a man's arms around you'

-niles to ceecee.

a7x

'ive nothing against you, but surely ive missed you'

-afterlife, avenged sevenfold

hand in my pocket.

alanis morissette.

i love love love her songs. awesome stuff.

best one, hand in my pocket.

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I'm broke but I'm happy

I'm poor but I'm kind

I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah

I'm high but I'm grounded

I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed

I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby

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What it all comes down to

Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine

I've got one hand in my pocket

And the other one is giving a high five

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I feel drunk but I'm sober

I'm young and I'm underpaid

I'm tired but I'm working, yeah

I care but I'm worthless

I'm here but I'm really gone

I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby

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What it all comes down to

Is that everything's gonna be quite alright

I've got one hand in my pocket

And the other one is flicking a cigarette

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What it all comes down to

Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet

I've got one hand in my pocket

And the other one is giving the peace sign

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I'm free but I'm focused

I'm green but I'm wise

I'm shy but I'm friendly baby

I'm sad but I'm laughing

I'm brave but I'm chicken shit

I'm sick but I'm pretty baby

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And what it all boils down to

Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet

I've got one hand in my pocket

And the other one is playing the piano

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What it all comes down to my friends

Is that everything's just fine fine fine

I've got one hand in my pocket

And the other one is hailing a taxicab...