what has become of this world??
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humpty dumpty:
humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
humpty dumpty had a great fall.
all the king's horses and all the king's men
trod on him.
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georgie porgie
georgie porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
when the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too, cos he was gay.
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hey diddle diddle
hey diddle diddle,
the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock.
the little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.
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simple simon
simple simon met a pieman going to the fair.
said simple simon to the pieman
"what have you got there?"
said the pieman unto simon
pies you retard.
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mary had a little lamb
mary had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its butt
and turned its wool to nylon.
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haha. well i thought it was funny..watch this space for the upcoming contest!
