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fox pass.

pronounced 'fox pass'.
actually its spelt faux pas.
and pronounced 'foe pah'.
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pet peeves.
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i cannot stand it.
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i cant stand it when people try to use foreign languages to emphasise a point, but pronounce it wrong.
'i think i'll order the ez-car-gotz.' (escargots =pronounced es-car-go)
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i cant stand it when peopl chew with their mouth open.
'sorry, what was that? i was momertarily distracted by the masticated cow rolling around in your mouth.'
i cant stand the sound too.
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i cant stand it if i dont say 'thank you' or 'thanks' after someone does something for me or gives me something.
it just feels downright rude.
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and i cant stand tiny fat kids.
i dont know why. they just irritate the hell outta me.
yes, they do. a lot.
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and the last one,
i cant stand lousy people who think that 'a lot' is one word- alot. no, it isnt.
GET OVER IT.
 
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