19 posts in three days.
well, i wont be posting for a while soon...exams coming up.
so make these last. haha.
aww..
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was watching the vids we took when shan was still here, and my sister paused it. right here.
and it looks like they're holding hands. :D
vair cute. haha.
power rangers!
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for all you dudes who still have a little kid inside them.
my sister filmed this in gurney, sometime ago.
see all the ickle kiddies in the front? watch as their lives are changed by this lie of full grown adults prancing around in asthetically painful jumpsuits.
they will never be the same again.
*cue dramatic music*
my sister filmed this in gurney, sometime ago.
see all the ickle kiddies in the front? watch as their lives are changed by this lie of full grown adults prancing around in asthetically painful jumpsuits.
they will never be the same again.
*cue dramatic music*
chinese just arent cool enough
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i know he gets enough publicity as is, but i 'specially liked this one.
jenius inventions.
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CUP & COOKIES
Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.
Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.
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BANANA GUARD
Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
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LOCK-CUP
Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there's a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.
.PENGUIN TEA TIMER
Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you. Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.
a little joke..
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sound familiar?
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
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'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
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'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
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'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is haveyou spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
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'Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the YangBerhormat
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'I'm sorry, but we have our rules,' says St. Peter.
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And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
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Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
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The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. 'Now it' s time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.
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'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'
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The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I am better off in hell.'
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So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and puttingit in black bags as more trash falls from above.
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The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the Yang Berhormat. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'
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The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election....
.. Today you voted.'
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
.
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is haveyou spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
.
'Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the YangBerhormat
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'I'm sorry, but we have our rules,' says St. Peter.
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And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. 'Now it' s time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.
.
'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'
.
The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I am better off in hell.'
.
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and puttingit in black bags as more trash falls from above.
.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the Yang Berhormat. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'
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The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election....
.. Today you voted.'
did philip fart?
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just laugh. their expressions are priceless.
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to quote david...
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'constipated people just dont give a crap'
honey, are you constipated? cos its all here, its just that you aint giving nuthin.
honey, are you constipated? cos its all here, its just that you aint giving nuthin.
CHELSEA!!!
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online shopping..
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this place has got some sweet stuff. theclothinglines.com
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dresses, tops, tees...
my mum knows the person who owns the site, and she'll be coming over on saturday to my place to show us her clothes..
girls, go visit the site, and let me know if you wanna come and check it out. she'll be coming at 2pm, with all the clothes. cheap affordable prices, and the quality is good. =]
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here are a few of my favourites..
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