hannah
swinzle
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a big boulder fell on me. i died. ga-poof. then, my best buddy, molloy danced on my grave while everyone else was killing chickens with a ball point pen. then, a huge bubble appeared and breakdanced its way toward a bag of onions by candlelight. its goal was to hijack all of the birds in the moon's garden, where my grave was. my epitaph was about my complete stupidity in life. i slept around a bit, just pretending to be dead. really, i was hit by a goldfish. (no wonder it wasnt a dream). while go-karting in johor baru, i saw a david kissing molloy. i was shocked. but, moving on, let me offer you some floss and tell you how i find floss particularly intriguing. it caused my rather untimely death. the fish offered me poisoned floss, and i took it. this is the very piece of floss that killed me. ________
perspective
i got these photos from an email. some of them are pretty cool. it just depends on your perspective, right?
the discovery channel got it wrong.
you know that ad on the discovery channel? the one where they sing about the world being so awesome?
if you haven't, go check it out here.
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discovery channel got it wrong.
the beginning, where the astronauts are talking to each other. big booboo.
they're in space.
space is a vacuum.
in basic physics, they teach you that sond cannot travel through a vacuum. this is why real astronauts have to put their helmets together so that they're touching to talk.
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discovery ad, they're like a metre apart. so technically they shouldn't be able to hear each other talking or singing.
haha. im smarter than the discovery channel.
if you haven't, go check it out here.
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discovery channel got it wrong.
the beginning, where the astronauts are talking to each other. big booboo.
they're in space.
space is a vacuum.
in basic physics, they teach you that sond cannot travel through a vacuum. this is why real astronauts have to put their helmets together so that they're touching to talk.
.
discovery ad, they're like a metre apart. so technically they shouldn't be able to hear each other talking or singing.
haha. im smarter than the discovery channel.
new moosik
i dont get any song recommendations in a couple of months, then suddenly people bombard me with songs.
jono recommended incubus. heard of them, but i wasnt that interested. listened to a couple of them. and its totally worth checking out. their most well-known song is 'drive'. good lyrics, catchy tune.
spuddy jin recommended justice. was like 'who?'. they have some pretty wack songs. he reckons the best one is DVNO. has to be the radio edit version. imagine a dj at the mixer, always distorting the music and editing the sample. its kinda like that. to really get into the music, you need to concentrate, otherwise its just irritating noise. but once you get into it, it gets a thumbs up.
next, daniel chan recommended several songs. two from relient k. songs are 'sadie hawkins dance' and 'who i am hates who ive been'. they're okay if you like bowling for soup, sum41, blink182 and stuff like that. but apparently they're new cd is way better. will have to go check that out.
another is flyleaf, with 'im so sick'. it sounds like ..oi shetz, i forgot the band. nevermind. its like an upbeat enya. sort of.
recently got into casting crowns and kutless. casting crowns gets the thubs up, but some of kutless' songs get repetitive with similar intros. the lyrics can be taken both ways as well. but they have some good songs like 'the feeling', 'smile', 'you', and 'hearts of the innocent'. i can give you a whole list. out of their 4 albums i'd probably only recommend one album's worth of songs.
switchfoot's alright. nothing wow. sounds similar to kutless, but more upbeat and less emo. if kutless was emo. which it isnt. if that makes sense.
im gonna go do laundry. i need clothes. =]
blow your kaching on this:
What is the most expensive sundae in the world?
In 2004 Serendipity, a famous New York restaurant, celebrated it's 50th anniversary by creating a sundae.
As you may have guessed, it's no ordinary sundae, it's the Golden Opulence Sundae.
In 2004 Serendipity, a famous New York restaurant, celebrated it's 50th anniversary by creating a sundae.
As you may have guessed, it's no ordinary sundae, it's the Golden Opulence Sundae.
The Golden Opulence Sundae comes in a Baccarat crystal goblet, which you get to take home, a golden spoon, which you don't.
The sundae contains 5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23K edible gold leaf, covered in the world's most expensive chocolate and stuffed with candied fruits from Paris, gold leaf, truffles,Marzipan cherries and topped with a bowl of Grand Passion caviar.
cost? $1,000.00 USD.
The sundae contains 5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23K edible gold leaf, covered in the world's most expensive chocolate and stuffed with candied fruits from Paris, gold leaf, truffles,Marzipan cherries and topped with a bowl of Grand Passion caviar.
cost? $1,000.00 USD.
overrated.
i bet 99% of you know what book this is from.yup, its from twilight.
yeah,
its a great book.
yeah,
it made a really crappy movie.
yeah,
i should be studying right now.
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but he's just fictional.
sure, its fun to have a crush on him for a while, but dudes, its just like going after the perfect guy. you'll never find him, just someone real close.
and by real i mean REAL. like not fictional.
like not edward cullen.
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its stupid how people are falling in love with him and becoming obsessive.
i know this chickadee who has a lifesize poster and kisses it everyday.
dude.
its not even edward, its robert patt-head.
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people are so obsessed they do all kinds of crazy, non-sensical, time wasting things.
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like this:
.sigh.
what has the world come to?
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but i feel sorry for the guys. what hope do they have, if 98% (i made the figure up) of the female population is waiting for a vampire to come bite them and take them away to be his one true love?
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retardation.
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